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33 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:09pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, German

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My self-summary
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Get out your duct tape, because I've got tickets to the gun show.

Wait, no....something about being ripped...

What I’m doing with my life
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Caring about things and then deciding it's too "LA" to care about those things.

Also, working as a motion graphics designer, which means I'm only barely in "the industry." Sometimes I do things that have nothing to do with "the industry" at all. Some of those things are for the pharmaceutical industry, which is a far worse industry than "the industry."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
It seems I'm particularly good at trying for about an hour to get a drunk friend to let me drive him home, and then being told I'm a little bitch and getting slapped in the face.

I'm also good at eliminating people from my life.

Not that I feel good about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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....are also usually the last things they ever notice about anything.

Yeah, I just pretended to be a serial killer on a site where I'm trying to impress women who don't know me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is a tough one. I know I have to seem literate, so let's see what's on my shelf....a book about Jugendstil (boom, look it up and be impressed, baby); GERMAN: Unabridged Dictionary; The Little Book of Curses and Maledictions For Everyday Use; a German translation of an English-language book by Christopher Moore that I have no intention of ever reading in any language; several translations of Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky by some translators who are supposed to be the best at it. I haven't touched any of those Russian books in, like, 10 years, so don't be impressed.

Amadeus, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, North by Northwest, There Will Be Blood, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

House of Cards, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Die Sendung Mit Der Maus

Radiohead, The Beatles, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Spoon, The Flaming Lips, The Beach Boys, Blood Brothers, Chelsea Wolfe, Blonde Redhead, Stephen Malkmus (yes, the solo stuff; not so much Pavement), Queens of the Stone Age, U.S. Maple, Tocotronic, New Bomb Turks, The Stooges


Kermode and Mayo's Film Reviews, This American Life, Comedy Bang Bang, How Did This Get Made?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A computer, really good stereo speakers, some kind of companionship (ugh, I can't believe I just said that), podcasts, like-minded people being more than a small minority wherever I happen to be living, food trucks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your needs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly, I'm probably unwinding from work, watching the TV. Maybe cooking. Maybe doing some more work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm addicted to foreign oil.
You should message me if
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You're not going to put me on trial over something I wrote in my profile. This is a dating site, people. If you see something you don't like, then move on to the next person.