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32 Mountain View, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:11am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My friends unanimously agree that in event of a zombie apocalypse, I'm their number one choice for whom they would want to survive with.

- I build wooden kayaks and my furniture
- I would be happy putting on my backpack and heading out for a few days
- I once played a game of mini golf and made it through the windmill on my first shot
- I'm mathletic
- I fix things
- I'm beta as fuck...wait
- I sometimes dream of packing up and joining the Peace Corps or Engineers Without Borders

I'm independent, and I thrive on being self sufficient. I take great pleasure in figuring out how things work.

Lastly, I want my life to be an adventure. I'm writing a tale where I'm the main character, and I'm waiting for a kick-ass co-protagonist to show up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Short term, I'm generally thinking about an upcoming dance event.

That, or my next opportunity to get my kayak wet.

As well as what pirate flair I might acquire.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My non-superhero superpower is generally being able to fall asleep anywhere within about 2 minutes.

I'm really good at cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Attention to detail when it counts (its important to know your relative position to the moon when evading pedi-cab drivers).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books include: Name of the Wind, Wise Man's Fear, Rant, Dune, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Wheel of Time. I tend to prefer fiction, classic sci-fi, or fantasy, however I have been expanding my reading list.

Movies: Everything is Illuminated, 300, LOTR, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Wall-E, A Very Long Engagement.

Shows: Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Firefly, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Archer, Venture Bros.

Music: I've been on a huge jazz kick for the last year. So that. Florence and the Machines, 30 Seconds to Mars, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Muse, Metric.

Food: Anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Reading: Great way to stimulate the imagination. One of my favorite weekend activities is riding my bicycle down to a park, reading a book for 2 minutes, then falling asleep.

- Woodworking: Nothing like wrapping my manly hands around my strong wood..wait, what?

- The outdoors: Can't have outdoor sex indoors. Duh.

- Dancing: Seriously the funnest thing I've ever done in my life.

- Laughter: Laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

- Pets: Today I learned cats show you their butt holes as a way of showing that they are comfortable with you. I prefer dogs, but cats are assholes and make me laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That I was born too late to explore the world, but too early to explore the universe.

Why women don't reply to my clever haiku messages that I send as a first message.

Whether the avocado in my hand is soft because it's ripe or because somebody with a death grip already squeezed it today.

That I should post self mirror bathroom shots on here, because apparently it's what all the guys do! /sarcasm

Let it be said that I follow through.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every Friday I make a conscious effort to take a deep breath and find comfort in the fact that it is the longest moment before I have to work again.

After that, I am either (hopefully) hanging out with friends and relaxing while chatting, laughing, and drinking, or going for a run followed by a home cooked meal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I never eat the last inch of a banana - that's gross.

I wish to meet someone to hang out with, and have fun with. I want us to sit by a campfire late into the night. I want us to make smores, and I will toast a marshmallow with such deftness and perfection that they will be amazed and realize I'm kind of cool. Then we will talk about Battlestar Galactica, and which Doctor is our favorite.

I miss being in love.
You should message me if
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If you clean out the lint from the dryer every time you put in a new load.

If you don't cruise in the left lane (you know who you are).