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armoredguy

28 / M / straight / Single

Wood Dale, Illinois

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am Goofy, Sarcastic, and F'N Metal.

My Self-Summary

The quick and dirty of me. I'm a fun loving goof. I'm slightly overworked. Slightly sarcastic. I've been known to make a crude joke or two. I'm really big into movies. I own about five to six hundred dvds. Hell if I had a time machine I would of gone to film school. I'm also a big fan oflive music. Mostly metal but I'm certainly open to listen most anything. If you don't believe me I'll send you a list of my mp3 collection. It's all over the place. Recently I've been getting into going to see Stand up comedy. Going to see comedy live hands down beats seeing it on tv. Hell one of the highlights for me is having a comedian heckle me. I'm not much of a club person. I much prefer bars that you can actually "Gasp" talk to the person you're there with. I'm down with bowling. I own my own ball and shoes. Once and a while I like to go gambling. Usually I play Poker or Craps.I currently have four tattoos and want more.

What I'm looking for......

Someone who has a good sense of humor. Someone who enjoys going to the movies. Someone who wouldn't mind just staying in on a friday or saturday night to watch a dvd. Someone who understands when I say I'm slightly overworked I mean I work about 70 hours a week. Someone who has their own interests and understands that not every waking moment needs to be spent together. If your intersted in getting or have ink bonus points for you. I'm finding myself really wanting to go mini golfing. When was the last time you went mini golfing?

What I’m doing with my life

Right Now, I'm an armed Courier. Very Very Soon, I hope to be moving to L.A. to persue some sort of adventure.

I’m really good at

Singing Badly

coming up with horrible band names

Random useless pop culture triva

Making an ass of myself

The first things people usually notice about me

I believe this all depends on when and where you see me. If I'm working the armored car gig. It's that I'm moving at a hurried pace through some store or bank. Outside of work I'd assume it'd be the heavy metal T's and smart-assed comments coming out of my mouth.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Starship troopers(and why they made the movie nothing like the book beyond me.)

Movies: Brick, Crash, Rollerball (1975), Snatch, Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels, Unforgiven, Munich, Hudson Hawk, Bruce Campbell Vs The Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Heat, Collateral, Wedding Crashers, Whipped , Spiderman 1 & 2, Wonderland, L.A Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Traffic, PCU, Euro Trip, Dark City, Memento, Get Shorty, Hot Fuzz, The lookout, Children of Men, The Good Shepard, Gremlins, 300, Superbad, Bad Santa, There will be blood.

Music: Slayer, Slipknot, Sepultura, Motorhead, Cannibal Corpse, Six Feet Under, AC/DC, Deicide, Arch-Enemy, Billy Idol, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Judas Priest, The Bloodhound Gang, Prong, Iron Maiden, Carcass, Cradle Of Filth, Damage Plan, Danzig, Megadeth, Metallica, Machine Head, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, The Misfits, Morbid Angel, The Murderdolls, Nail Bomb, New Order, The Offspring, Oingo Boingo, Probot, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Trivium, Type O Negative, Venom, A bunch of local bands you most likely haven't heard of. If you have you'll earn points in my book.

Food: A good steak. Popeyes fried chicken. Finally Chicago style stuffed pizza.

The six things I could never do without

A computer

Movies

A cold Drink

My cell phone

Friends

Music

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Music,movies, Life, death and leaving chicago.

On a typical Friday night I am

Either sleeping cause i have to work early the next day. Out at some bar/show or the movies.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I own a copy of Double Dragon the movie. I own a few more bad movies but you'll have to ask to find out more.

You should message me if

You're into movies, live music and going to dive bars. Sitting in diners til all hours of the night then i'm your guy. You want to go bowling with someone who owns their own ball and shoes but can't bowl worth a damn.