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armoredguy

33 M Beverly Hills, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you want to see "Beverly hills cop" on the big screen tomorrow. Hit me up. 8/10/14

Some nights I'm the life of the party. The guy who's still going well past sunrise.

Other Nights I'm the guy who passes out on the couch watching a movie.

I'm the guy who at the drop of a hat will drive cross country because it sounds like fun. Somehow I'll still make it back to work monday morning.

I'm the guy who certainly doesn't mind being alone. But thinks the perfect partner in crime would be great.

I'm the guy who will tell you what he's thinking. If that makes me the bad guy at times. So be it.

I'm the guy who once you earn my loyalty, I'll fight tooth and Nail for you no matter the cost. .

In summary I'm a lot of fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I travel for work constantly. My license may say I live in vegas but I'm almost never there. As July 15th I'll apparently be on the road till who knows when. I've put the majority of my personal possessions in storage. So I'm going to travel where ever I want on weekends till this project is over. Then move my stuff to anywhere I want next year which is looking more and more like LA
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Thinking out of the box.
Encouraging bad behavior in others
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sarcastic as hell and a tad blunt. A friend once told me "No one ever has to wonder where they stand with you, You'll be sure to let them know" Physically I hope that the majority of people would notice I'm male. I mean the beard should be a dead giveaway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Starship troopers. This Business of Music (9th Edition), Super Systems, Watchmen. Sin City. Various other Trade Paperbacks and Graphic Novels. Screenplay By Syd Field.

Movies: Brick, Crash, Rollerball (1975), Snatch, Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels, Unforgiven, Munich, Hudson Hawk, Bruce Campbell Vs The Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Heat, Collateral, Wedding Crashers, Whipped , Spiderman 1 & 2, Wonderland, L.A Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Traffic, PCU, Euro Trip, Dark City, Memento, Get Shorty, Hot Fuzz, The lookout, Children of Men, The Good Shepard, Gremlins, 300, Superbad, Bad Santa, There will be blood, The Bourne Trilogy, Scott Pilgrim Vs the World, Pulp Fiction, Strange Days.

Music: Slayer, Slipknot, Sepultura, Motorhead, Cannibal Corpse, Six Feet Under, AC/DC, Deicide, Arch-Enemy, Billy Idol, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Judas Priest, The Bloodhound Gang, Prong, Iron Maiden, Carcass, Cradle Of Filth, Damage Plan, Danzig, Megadeth, Metallica, Machine Head, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, The Misfits, Morbid Angel, The Murderdolls, Nail Bomb, New Order, The Offspring, Oingo Boingo, Probot, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Trivium, Type O Negative, Venom, Skindred.

Food: A good steak. I've kinda gone the no fast food low carb route recently. So most of my favorites have been removed from my diet. But I eat a lot of Chicken.

TV: The Wire, Entourage, The Shield, 30 rock, How I met your Mother, Big Bang Theory, OZ, Chappelle's Show, Comedy Central Presents. Futurama. Aeon Flux. The Ventrue Bros. Community. B5. Startrek TNG.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends.

A computer

Movies

cell phone

Music

Some sort of adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, Movies, What to write about. Where I want to fly to next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I attempt to avoid typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
at one point I thought I could be a professional Poker player.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy bars and clubs but wouldn't mind a night home watching movies.

You enjoy road trips.

Sitting in a diner drinking coffee together is an enjoyable evening.

You like going to concerts.

You know who that is sitting on my shoulders in my profile picture.