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armoredguy

33 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Some nights I'm the life of the party. The guy who's still going well past sunrise.

Other Nights I'm the guy who passes out on the couch watching a movie.

I'm the guy who at the drop of a hat will drive cross country because it sounds like fun. Somehow I'll still make it back to work Monday morning.

I'm the guy who certainly doesn't mind being alone. But thinks the perfect partner in crime would be great.

I'm the guy who will tell you what he's thinking. If that makes me the bad guy at times. So be it.

I'm the guy who once you earn my loyalty, I'll fight tooth and Nail for you no matter the cost. .

In summary I'm a lot of fun.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've just spent the last year and a half pretending I was Ryan Bingham from "Up in the Air". My job has given me the opportunity to see most of the country and due to frequent flier miles other parts of the world. But I've had enough for the moment, I want a place I can call home again. it's time to start a new chapter. It would be pretty cool to have a partner in crime to help me write it.

So I moved to east Hollywood. First time in 16 months I actually have an apartment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Thinking out of the box.
Encouraging bad behavior in others
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm sarcastic as hell and a tad blunt. A friend once told me "No one ever has to wonder where they stand with you, You'll be sure to let them know" Physically I hope that the majority of people would notice I'm male. I mean the beard should be a dead giveaway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Starship troopers. This Business of Music (9th Edition), Super Systems, Watchmen. Sin City. Various other Trade Paperbacks and Graphic Novels. Screenplay By Syd Field.

Movies: Too many to list. Comedy and crime thrillers are the usuals.

Music: Metal, 60's soul, and 90's gansta rap when the mood strikes.

Food: A good steak. I've kinda gone the no fast food low carb route recently. So most of my favorites have been removed from my diet. But I eat a lot of Chicken.

TV: random Netflix or hbo go binges.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends.

A computer

Movies

cell phone

Music

Some sort of adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, Movies, What to write about. Where I want to fly to next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I attempt to avoid typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
at one point I thought I could be a professional Poker player.
You should message me if
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You enjoy bars and clubs but wouldn't mind a night home watching movies.

You enjoy road trips.

Sitting in a diner drinking coffee together is an enjoyable evening.

You like going to concerts.

If you can recommend a great dive bar

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