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armyofdorknesss

19 / F / Bisexual / Single

Cincinnati, Ohio

Her Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m).
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Greetings and salutations!
I'm trying to find an off beat person to hang out, watch movies with, quest out to various comic and book stores, have night picnics with, engage in some kind of stimulating conversation, stomp at Mario games, and other various activities. Plus, you know. Someone to go on dates with too and such. Dates are rad.

My name's Vanessa. I have a walking, talking Minecraft world building tot. Well.. He's getting really big now. He really likes Doctor Who. I went to school shortly for graphic design and I want to get some king of degree there. Or for sexual education. Sex positive while also being a sex nerd! This is mainly inspired by the Nerdist Sex Nerd Sandra podcast (which is highly recommended), while also being a huge interest of mine. I played violin for five ish years, I really like music. Not just the obvious ones from bands but commercials and more notably soundtracks. Yep! I love how it sets the tone. Music does wonders for expression. I'm a huge movie buff without being super snobby. I like to think.. I traded Netflix for Hulu. Hulu has great foreign films, tv shows, and some decent anime. I love going to movie theaters. Except when they're crowded. That's fucking annoying. With the exception of a premiere night. Which is something I've yet to go do..
Umm I think I make good company. Humanity bums me out a lot. I have two facial piercings and a small tattoo. I got a job finally. Traded my nose ring for cardigans and khakis.
This summary kind of sucks. I like long conversations and being the big spoon. I have strong feelings about breakfast food and gingers.
What I’m doing with my life
Raising my offspring to disarm and destroy the latest in Skynet technology.
I’m really good at
Baking, digital arts, inflating egos, bad puns, making pancakes.
Making single serving friends. Making peeps laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like a lot..

Literature!
Dune, Fahrenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles, The Illustrated Man, How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell way, The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, Invisible Monsters, The Catcher in the Rye, Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the Damned, To Kill a Mockingbird, Watchmen, The Sandman series, Hellblazer, Heart of Hush, Blackest Night

Shows! Bob's Burgers, Firefly, Doctor Who, The Guild, Heroes, The Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Misfits, Louie, It's Always Sunny, The League, Skins (UK), The X-Files, Supernatural, Workaholics, The Office, Ultimate Spiderman, Teen Wolf (yeah...), The Twilight Zone, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, Girls, Real Time with Bill Maher, True Blood, Freaks and Geeks, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development

Movies:
Serenity, Boondock Saints, Blade Runner, Shaun of the Dead, A Scanner Darkly, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Dr.Horribles singalong blog, Aliens, 28 Days Later, Book of Eli, Ancorman, Step Brothers, Howls Moving Castle, Eternal Sunshine, Wristcutters, 100 Days of Summer, Harold and Maude, Forgetting Sarah Marshell, Limitless, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Scott Pilgrim, Fight Club, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Music:
Say Anything, Arcade Fire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Brand New, La Dispute, The Story So Far, The Wonder Years, Nero, Radiohead, Sugar Ray, Passion Pit, Outkast, Tegan and Sara, The Prodigy, Aphex Twins, The Strokes, Weezer, System of a Down, Violent Femmes, Misfits, Man Overboard, Blink 182.

Video games:
Fall Out 3, New Vegas, Dragon Age Origins, Batman Arkham City, Mario Kart, Super Mario World, Left 4 Dead, Silent Hill (I enjoy all of them!), Dead Space, MvC3, Street Fighter turbo, Soul Caliber, Final Fantasy 7 and 10, Rampage.
The six things I could never do without
1. My spawn. He's my motivation and if I didn't have him to get hugs from and to care for I'd probably sleep til three and rot away with bed sores.
2. The internet! Which makes all things possible.
3. My unrealistic optimism.
4. My xbox. I love that thing.
5. My ipod. Just because it's portable and stores sound. I think that's amazing.
6. My friends. They're the cats peejays.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Vulcan women. Aliens. If our planet was terraformed. Murphy's Law. Why Flash games are so addicting. How to send a first message without coming off as too excited or creepy. Odd jobs. Cats. Who the fuck decided to milk the first cow. Xkcd comics. Astronomy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's hard for me to be attracted to guys my age.
Anddd thin folks too.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
If you want to hang out and chat it up.
I have this red dot and I'll put admittedly 30% of it is my doing however I get some fucked up messages. So if that doesn't intimidate you have at thee!