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  • Ages 20-46
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Last online
Nov 26
5' 8" (1.73m)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
>> re: Not entirely convinced these parts register if the pics inside don't, but ho-hum...

+ * Personality-wise I'd like to think I was quite considered & considerate, and not as glib as I may initially come across.
My mum always taught me to be kind to SMALL ANIMALS and STRANGERS for what it's worth.
Am a bit ditzy and impressionable still, like when i fell into a lake two weeks ago whilst trying to FEED some SWANS with a lone MARS bar. All these kids thought it was cool I was trying to SWIM with swans, though that wasn't what I had originally planned for. They didn't help.

+ * People often make eye-contact with me on the tube, but seldom talk to me. (particularly small infants & guide dogs)

+ * I have saved my little brother's life on multiple occasions when we were younger, but he refuses to acknowledge this now.

+ * Into Bowie and most packs of crisps (within reason)

think i've covered all the key points.
What I’m doing with my life
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After the longest time out in the sticks, moved to London last year to start over for the band and produce others. Intermittent with a residency as de facto intern (nay pizza delivery boy of choice) at a satirical political magazine for some extra cash.
Have yet to be asked onto Have I Got News For You by the boss.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
holding Listerine in my mouth for more than 30 seconds.
(amongst other more transferable skills)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bit of a pop-culture enthusiast, particularly music to put it lightly.
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Some writers I like include; Nikolai Gogol, Katherine Dunn, Henry James, Steven Millhauser, Alan Hollinghurst, Irvine Welsh.
Some writers I claim to like but confess to not always understanding include; Proust, Beckett, Strindberg, Nobokov
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music - internet - running water - pen & paper - charisma
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
that time I swept you off your feet & kissed you in front of cheering hoardes. And you were lovin' it.
And did not have me escorted off the premises.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting smashed and listening to techno. while playing board games in my room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my mum wanted to write this profile for me when she found out about it.
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