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27 Cincinnati, OH Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:57am
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Rick. My username is actually my initials. I love getting down with shenanigans. I enjoy discussion and intelligent conversation, but not nearly as much as I enjoy dumb conversation.

I love animals a ton. I have one too many cats and have previously owned pet rats and I fucking love dogs. My goal in life is to pet every existing furry critter that will let me. I have a problem with boundaries when it comes to petting dogs in the street, and work dogs wearing harnesses that say "DON'T PET ME!" always cause deep inner conflict.

Self-identified SJW / slacktivist. Republicans need not apply.

I am pretty much as dorky as my profile makes me sound. I am also cool as fuck, man.

random adventures, wackiness, the refreshing coolness on the reverse side of a pillow, boardgames, videogames, card games, man I love playing games, humanism, feminism, deviant behavior, stand-up comedy, non sequiturs, miniature golf, dinosaurs, evolution, auto-tuned remixes on Youtube, playing guitar, drinking so much coffee, volunteering/charity, webcomics, roller coasters, and more!

bigotry, gender roles, people with "support our troops" stickers that drive by homeless vets, things that come in swarms, people who don't pull up far enough when they are turning left and just sit there for like 4 red lights I mean seriously what are you doing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting time reblogging cute animals and weird shit on Tumblr

I currently do software development stuff. I may go back to school eventually for another degree, or try to get into something a little less corporate and cubicle-ish. Or maybe I will just start a hunter-gatherer society. I don't know. Hit me up if you want in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being hideously inarticulate.

I'm pretty good at playing instruments. I play guitar and am currently learning piano/keyboard. I also have a harmonica, and sometimes I use the neck rack to play it while I am doing the dishes or driving. It gets me funny looks. (This is something I enjoy).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I chuckle heartily and rock a big, goofy smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catch-22, Kurt Vonnegut, Cormac McCarthy, Terry Pratchett, Walt Whitman, Mary Roach, David Foster Wallace, Carl Sagan, The Things They Carried, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, any manner of non-fiction (particularly books about science, psychology, and social issues)

Movies: MAD MAX FURY ROAD, Charlie Kaufman (especially Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind), the Coen Brothers, Francis Ford Coppola, Wes Anderson, Star Wars, Pixar, Annie Hall, Shaun of the Dead, Amelie, The Princess Bride, Once, 500 Days of Summer, The Room

Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, Joanna Newsom, Fugazi, The National, Radiohead, Beach House, Sleater-Kinney, Beirut, Grizzly Bear, The Beatles, Mates of State, Bill Monroe, Woods, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Blonde Redhead, Bonobo, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Holy Fuck, Beethoven, Stravinsky, Tom Waits, The Doors, The Minutemen, Death Grips

TV: MASTER OF NONE!, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Broad City, Flight of the Conchords, Parks and Recreation, old Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rectify, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Wire, Peep Show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mad Men, Futurama, Community, Louie

Food: I go wildly back and forth between being a vegetarian/vegan and not. I'd like to get there eventually (though I doubt I'll ever give up delicious ol' pepperoni pizza).

Games: All.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor, the company of people who aren't shitheads, nice weather, Netflix, an e-reader, KITTIES
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I'm home alone, I do an unreasonably large amount of freestyle rapping to my cats.

I own a giant collection of weird boardgames. This whole character is pretty much me, really:
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to sneak into the Creation Museum with me to get pictures of us riding the dinosaurs.

If you are an unabashed cat lady.

If you want to laugh at MRAs on the Internet.

If you are supposed to be an adult but the idea of building a box fort still appeals to you.

If you want to be twin high-maintenance machines.