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arrogantmouse
35 / M / straight / Single
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Catholicism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from Ph.D program
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
- $60,000–$70,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Okay), LISP (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am manacled, monocled, and ...munucled?.
My Self-Summary
I'm just your average over-educated hockey-officiating,
tuba-playing geologist who takes nothing seriously. I'm from the
states, which I only mention to excuse my lousy French. Ha ha, I
thought I would need Spanish in my life. Way to go, smug
know-it-all high-school me. And I
refuse to surround every damn word with double brackets. I mean,
what am I, a substitute for lazy AI?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a substitute for lazy AI.
I’m really good at
self-doubt. No, wait, maybe not.
Also, since I seem to be less compassionate, more sex-driven, and
more arrogant than "similar users," I'm thinking of starting a
cult. Message for details.
The first things people usually notice about me
the red nose, the white makeup, the giant shoes, the spinning
bowtie.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Eeeeyyyghhh. Stuff that's good, eclectic, and recently consumed for
all categories.
The six things I could never do without
I have simple needs. I can only think of two: crossword puzzles and
your mom jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
in one of those bars with the wood paneling and lots of diffent
kinds of beer and a popcorn machine talking about the how the
downfall of western civilization has been precipitated by the
judeo-christian fixation on dualism or American Idol. (Parse as you
will.)
Alternate: masturbating to YOUR okcupid profile.
Alternate: masturbating to YOUR okcupid profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I was going to start listing authors in the books section, because
I really like Eco and Pynchon and Joyce. But then I'd have to fess
up to all the trashy pulp and science fiction I read, too. Ibis,
Witch Queen of the Hive World just doesn't sound highbrow
enough, you know? (When in fact it's a work of very high
qua--HAHAHAHA sorry, I couldn't finish that.)
You should message me if
you're planning to eat your OTHER eye.
