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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:34pm
Hispanic / Latin, Other
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a random bucket of truths: a streak of belligerence is as vital to me as a bottle of champagne. I think externalizing the occasional hostility is a good idea; it makes you less neurotic. Kids today should learn how to read rather than take Ritalin. To achieve the highest level of emancipation, you have to be able to give yourself the freedom to act like a jackass, and then forgive yourself. Many haters consider me a "troublemaker with no talent". There's a lot more to know, but how do you put yourself into a paragraph?

I am an artist, who is rebellious, and an iconoclast
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Creating art. Pushing the envelope. Drinking champagne. Dancing. looking toward the stars. Myriad other things...they're just things we will have to talk about outside the context of me carrying on about myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
All the above. I try to be really good at the things I'm doing with my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I most get comments about my neck tattoo... so I guess that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top five of every category, in no order (at the moment)

Disco Bloodbath by James St. James
I'll Never Write My Memoirs by Grace Jones
Days of War, Nights of Love by CrimeThink Workers Collective
Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty by Andrew Bolton
Don't Art, Fashion, Music by Chicks on Speed

The Devil's Rejects
The Black Swan

Selena- La Lleyenda
Alanis Morisette- Jagged Little Pill
Janet Jackson- Unbreakable
Placebo- Without You, I'm Nothing
Lil Kim- Hardcore

Sandwiches (Any kind)
Burger King

*Keep in mind these will change a few times a day, depending on when you ask me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
champagne, a friend to drink it with, music to dance to, a sewing machine, glitter by the case, snacks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the many projects I'm working on, what I'm going to start working on next, snacking, sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
spending a couple hours getting into some sort of ridiculous outfit with a couple bottles of champagne, listening to records, getting ready for the night out with friends to get drunk and dance...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a logical person, I'm an emotional person
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like fun adventures with fun people; don't mind a bit of over the top craziness; you're open-minded, wacky, belligerent, resilient, uninhibited, naughty, creative, and hilarious; and can deal with the eccentric lifestyle of a kinda ghetto punk kid who fancies himself a club kid performance artist....oh and if you like alcohol fueled make-out sessions.