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art_dude

32 Mesa, AZ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an art maker, art school college grad, art appreciator.... I like art.

I was born in east Los Angeles, and have lived all around southern California, Mexico city, prince of wales island in Alaska, CT, and now AZ. I'm fluent in Spanish, and have strong Hispanic roots. I'm also a humanist/liberal/athiest, and I treat my cat like if she were family.

I love punny jokes. Old dad humor is the best kind.

I drink chai tea daily, and I also like it dirty. Kudos to anyone who knows what that means.

I eat all my fruits and veggies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a dead end job to support myself, and also my art making. Applying to grad school this year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juggling sticks, forgetting where I left my shit, and I make a damn good smoothie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my radio announcer voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything written by A.M. Homes, and Richard Dawkins.
Seven Days in the Art World, by Sarah Thornton.
Biographies on musicians: Kurt Cobain's, Heavier than Heaven, and Anthony Kiedis autobiography, Scar Tissue. I'm full of useless music trivia.
I'm currently reading a book about anti-gravity, and I can't put it down. 😋

Barton Fink, Birdman, Her, American Splendor, Ghost World, Rushmore,A Scanner Darkly, American Psycho,Being John Malkovich, the Squid and the Whale, the Godfather, Buffalo 66, Fight Club, Taxi Driver, High Fidelity, Quills, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Big Top Pee Wee. Anything by Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Kubrick, and Scorsese.

COSMOS, Big Bang Theory, American Dad! Oddities, Antiques Roadshow, How the Universe Works, Nova, Art:21, Iron Chef America, Frasier, Anthony Bordain: No Reservations and the Layover, TED talks, the mighty boosh, little britain, mma/ufc, Louie, portlandia.

I've recently have been getting into star trek. So far I've seen just about every next generation episode, and have been watching the original series, with captain kirk and Mr Spock. RIP Leonard Nimoy.

I've seen the Pixies, Devotchka, Zoe Keating, Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake, Silver chair, Korn, the mars volta (several times, rip), radiohead, rancid, Phillip Glass, Tobacco...

I'm a music junkie, I own about 2500 albums in my collection. NOT illegally downloaded. I'll listen to anything except new country, new rap... I don't listen to the radio. Lately I've been listening to Dan Deacon, Tobacco, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Radiohead, the Cramps, Television, My Bloody Valentine, Al Green...

I love Vietnamese and Mexican. Anything with pork, and or beef. I'm a born and raised carnivore. I'm also addicted to spicy food.

I also enjoy stand up comedy: Louis CK, George Carlin, Tim Minchin, Bill Maher, Bill Hicks, Sarah Silverman, Bob Marley, Maria Bamford...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art stuff to make art, my cat, food, oxygen, friends/family, music. Also, sex isn't really a thing, I definitely couldn't live without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the absurdity and power of religion, ideas for my next project, how would it feel and look when Andromeda collides with our galaxy, what my cat is thinking when she stares at me while I'm on the john.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working in my studio, and once a month I venture out and check out the new exhibitions at the Phoenix Art Museum, SMOCA, and or the phoenix galleries. I also take my grandmother out to eat alteast at least once a week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I'm feeling down I look up videos of babies, puppies, and kittens on youtube.

I sing to, and dance with my cat. She loves it, haha. I would like to learn how to dance. I only dance when no one is looking, I probably look like I'm having a seizure.

I'm also slightly dyslexic, no joke.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what the hokey pokey is all about.

The perfect woman for me would be someone who is ambitious, hard working, honest, loyal to her values, educated, knows art, and music, animal lover, a secular humanist, and shits rainbows.

Turn off's: bible thumping, lazy, self righteous, bigots.

I won't settle until I find someone who encompasses everything I'm looking for in a woman. So, for now, I'll just have some fun while on my search.