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art_dude

32 Mesa, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an art maker, art school college grad, art appreciator.... I like art.

What I'm hoping to find on this site is someone who I can enjoy going to museums, galleries, restaurants, shows, stay at home, and watch movies, and have sex, and cuddle with on a regular basis.

I'm also an atheist/feminist/humanist/liberal.

I don't own a TV.

I enjoy dirty chai's, and White Russians. The dude abides.

I live alone with my cat. Not the crazy cat man, I just have the one. You must like my cat, and treat her with respect.

I'm a bit of a homebody. All I do is work in my studio, and work at my actual job. I'm pretty determined to accomplish my goals. Sacrifice is the bitch that leads to greatness.

Myers Briggs test results: INFJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a dead end job to support myself, and my art making. Applying to grad school this year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juggling sticks, forgetting where I left my shit, and I make a damn good smoothie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my radio announcer voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything written by A.M. Homes, and Richard Dawkins.
Seven Days in the Art World, by Sarah Thornton.
Biographies on musicians: Kurt Cobain's, Heavier than Heaven, and Anthony Kiedis autobiography, Scar Tissue. I'm full of useless music trivia.
I'm currently reading Sarah Thornton's new book, 33 Artists in 3 Acts.

Barton Fink, Birdman, the Big Lebowski, Her, American Splendor, Ghost World, Rushmore,A Scanner Darkly, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, American Psycho,Being John Malkovich, the Squid and the Whale, the Godfather, Buffalo 66, Fight Club, Taxi Driver, High Fidelity, Quills, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Big Top Pee Wee. Anything by Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Kubrick, and Scorsese.

COSMOS, Big Bang Theory, American Dad! Daria, Antiques Roadshow, Art:21, Anthony Bordain: No Reservations and the Layover, TED talks, the mighty boosh, little britain, Louie, Portlandia, Maron, and Broad City.

I've recently have been getting into star trek. So far I've seen just about every next generation episode, and have been watching the original series, with captain kirk and Mr Spock. RIP Leonard Nimoy.

I've seen the Pixies, Devotchka, Zoe Keating, Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake, Silver chair, Korn, the mars volta (several times, rip), radiohead, rancid, Phillip Glass, Tobacco...

Favorite bands would be Radiohead, the Pixies, and Elliot Smith.

I'm a music junkie, I own about 2500 albums in my collection. NOT illegally downloaded. Lately, I've been listening to Dan Deacon, Tobacco, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Radiohead, the Cramps, Television, My Bloody Valentine, Al Green, Yann Tiersen, the Slits, animal collective, Of Montreal, Belle and Sebastian, the Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Chick Corea, Queens of the Stone Age, Clarence Profit, Real Estate, and the Stone Roses.

I love Vietnamese and Mexican. Anything with pork, and or beef. I'm a born and raised carnivore. I'm also addicted to spicy food.

I also enjoy stand up comedy: Louie CK, George Carlin, Tim Minchin, Bill Maher, Bill Hicks, Sarah Silverman, Bob Marley, Maria Bamford...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art stuff to make art, my cat, food, oxygen, friends/family, music. Also, sex isn't really a thing, I definitely couldn't live without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the absurdity and power of religion, ideas for my next project, how would it feel and look when Andromeda collides with our galaxy, if life in other galaxies are peering into the cosmos and are wondering if life beyond their world exists, and trying to figure out what my cat is thinking when she stares at me while I'm sitting on the john.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working in my studio, and once a month I venture out and check out the new exhibitions at the Phoenix Art Museum, SMOCA, and or the phoenix galleries. Ill go out to a dive bar once in a while. I stay pretty busy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can give me good vibrations, if you can give me excitations.

Looking for a gal who enjoys art, knows what good music is, enjoys drinking at dive bars, has her shit together, or is at least trying, curses like a sailor.

I'd love to find someone I can establish something substantial with, but it just can't happen with anyone.

Also, if you value scientific reason over blind faith...