EDIT - I'm getting a lot of questions about this... no, I don't have a girlfriend. That's not why I don't want a relationship.
So, that being said... hi! I like drawing, martial arts, books, retro videogames, tricking, cats, magic tricks, dinosaurs, science, tortoises, webcomics, penguins, atheism, humanism, bad movies (I hold weekly Bad Movie Nights at my house, which are turning out to be hysterically funny), writing comics, tea, and Oxford commas. Do you like any of those things? We should TOTALLY HANG OUT.