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art_ninja

28 M Canterbury, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello! I'm an illustrator living in Canterbury, and pleased to meet you! I'm going to say right now, up front, that I'm not looking for any kind of relationship at the moment, and have zero interest in anything more meaningful than friends-with-benefits (I'm not big on one night stands - I'm looking for genuine friendship plus sex). You'll also have to be fine with knowing that I'm seeing other girls. If this is a problem, do us both a favour and hit that Back button on your browser.

EDIT - I'm getting a lot of questions about this... no, I don't have a girlfriend. That's not why I don't want a relationship.

So, that being said... hi! I like drawing, martial arts, books, retro videogames, tricking, cats, magic tricks, dinosaurs, science, tortoises, webcomics, penguins, atheism, humanism, bad movies (I hold weekly Bad Movie Nights at my house, which are turning out to be hysterically funny), writing comics, tea, and Oxford commas. Do you like any of those things? We should TOTALLY HANG OUT.
What I’m doing with my life
Drawing, working part-time to fill the gaps, planning adventures, and generally doing whatever seems like a rad idea at the time.
I’m really good at
drawing things, writing things, creating things, being very English, climbing things, being cheerful, seeing through bullshit, befriending peoples' parents, being better than you at videogames, being affectionately sarcastic, making people laugh, and maybe some other things.

I like people who have talents, especially creative ones. I don't tend to like people who never put in the time to be good at anything (but don't let that put you off if you're really nice because hey you never know)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm sure everybody who puts "I don't know, why don't you tell me" as their answer for this thinks they are terribly original and clever, but I really do have no idea, and would love to be told.

I guess a lot of people notice that I'm entirely unable to see a blank piece of paper without drawing a dinosaur on it.

I've been told that I have a habit of getting myself into peculiar places :D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I had a wall of text for this, but I never read this section on other people's profiles when it's too long, so I will restrict myself to only those things that have had the most pronounced effect on me. I like Jurassic Park, Penny Arcade, South Park, Penn & Teller, House MD, Carl Sagan, Terry Pratchett, Adventure Time, future-funk, Garth Marenghi, GRiZ, Gramatik, Neil Gaiman, Chromeo, Chinese food, electro-swing, kung fu movies, classic rock, Pretty Lights, Breaking Bad, melodic dubstep, glitch-hop, Look Around You and Achewood.
The six things I could never do without
Art, parkour, music, friends, family, new experiences, tea, useless facts, jokes, vidyagames, tricking, magic, travel, science, puns, and a reckless disregard for how many things you're allowed to put in a list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I'd next like to make, where I'd next like to go, who I'd like to see. I think a lot about how best to express some idea or other that won't stop buzzing around my head, and how to most effectively pin it down in a manner from which other people may benefit. I talk obsessively and passionately when a project has me in its thrall, and you may get swept into the vortex.

I believe that life is a collection of stories, and I am always looking to experience fresh ones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either chilling with some friends and a frosty one or hanging out at home creating something. I'm not crazy about 'big nights out' and I hate clubbing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once fell into a garden pond that I was specifically warned was there, and then had to be restrained from attempting to microwave my shoes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
you think we'd like each other!

You should message me if you don't think your looks are the best thing about you - I find pretty-but-shallow girls kind of boring, and if you're hot-but-stupid I'm definitely not going to give a fuck about you. If you think I might think you're interesting, or cheerful, unconventional, or funny, or quirky, or something like that, definitely drop me a line. I like women who have a good energy about them.

Miscellaneous things that may help your chances (but which may not):
- If your hair is dyed a stupid colour - I love this
- If you are in any way 'alt'
- If you are geeky
- If you are NO TALLER than 5'7'' - this is essential, sorry tall ladies
- If you are open-minded, adventurous, or even a little crazy
- If you are optimistic/good-natured - again, essential