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artfuldodger888

39 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
A buddy of mine once said, "Dating is like a box of cereal; you've got to sort through the flakes to find the prize." I thought that was particularly apt.

My goals, perspectives, idiosyncrasies, predilections, and passions are represented throughout the rest of this profile; I'd love if you'd read on and get to know me a bit. Meanwhile, below is something I wrote for a friend as a goof once, which I liked enough to later plagiarize and use for myself. If reading it amuses you as much as writing it amused me, we may just get along. (:

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Dear Potential Online Match,

Okay...so, here's where we decide what would be the most interesting, thought provoking, and alluring thing to say to express our own initial interest, and possibly entice the other person's. And we hope that what we say comes across in a personable, intelligent, confident, humorous, and, by the grace of God, attractive way, without sounding typical, unimaginative, or self centered when describing the things that we think are fascinating and important enough about ourselves that someone else would want to know them.

So, what do you need to know about me? Well, I have no ambition, nothing interesting to say, and no talents at all in this life to speak of. I never go to the gym, so I'm fa-fa-fat! I breathe heavily, like a pug-dog in heat, whenever I have to lift myself off the couch in effort to retrieve another tub of mint choco-peanut butter ice cream.

But, thankfully, I have terrific fashion sense; stained wife beaters and torn boxer shorts grace my tubby form, as well as my apartment floor, which is what I use for a closet, since my actual closet is filled to the brim with C.H.I.P.S. paraphernalia (Ponch is GOD), old Tears For Fears mix tapes, and old Commodore 64 parts.

Let’s see...what else, what else, what else...oh, YEAH! I'm a LOUSY LAY. Terrible lay. I never give a single thought to "her pleasure". I'm really a selfish lover. It's all about ME, ME, ME. But, on the bright side, I can go for a full minute and a half, wheezing like St. Bernard with a collapsed lung all the while, before falling asleep.

Oh, and I'm hung like a kitten on a cold day.

So. If you are enticed by what I've typed here, then I hope you'll respond and tell me something SEXY about yourself. Meanwhile, I'm off to not shower, not brush my teeth, and waste as much time as humanly possible.

Stay out of prison!

Your Potential Match,

- D. "please call in 'Ponch' in bed" P.

p.s. In your response, please say something encouraging. My mother really wants this to work.
What I’m doing with my life
"Making movies, writing songs, and fightin' 'round the world."

I'm a filmmaker, musician, and voice teacher. I just premiered a comedic feature film that I produced, and my team and I are just wrapping the score for a feature-length drama that I wrote, produced, and directed. The latter is my baby, a true labor of love which came out beautifully, so I'm pretty excited about showing it to the world. I'm also preparing to release an online video series on voice training and performance, which I've been putting together for awhile, and think will really help a lot of people improve themselves as singers and artists. That prospect excites me almost as much as having my movie released. I'm pretty lucky -- I love what I do, and I get to know that what I contribute makes a difference in people's lives. It's a cool feeling. And on the side, I'm working on an album of original music, which I plan to start recording in the late fall.

I also volunteer with a non-profit in my spare time producing and narrating audiobooks for the blind. It's an awesome organization...they've been doing great work, and in the same location, since 1931. The entire experience gives me a great deal of gratification.
I’m really good at
I do a slew of stupid human tricks. Twist my arm...I'll do an impression of Edith Bunker that'll knock your socks off. I can also make my eyeballs vibrate, which may sound freaky (and it probably is), but it makes my niece and nephew giggle like crazy.

Also, I'm a kid-whisperer. Little kids love me because I'm sillier than they are.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm an open book. You just need to know which pages to read...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As a cinephile, music fanatic, bookworm, and card-carrying foodie, I dread the thought of listing all the movies, music, books, and foods that move me and enrich my life. Not that I don't love talking about such things (I am a cinephile, music fanatic, bookworm, and card-carrying foodie, after all), I just don't want to sit here for an infinitude making lists. If you'd like to know what I like, ask away.
The six things I could never do without
I'm sure I could live without them, but a few things I'd sure miss if they were suddenly gone:

Great food and real beer
Art, film, music, books
My guitar
Conversations that start when it's light and end after it's grown dark (or vice versa)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things like this...

"To borrow from the cliché, there are many " us' "...fragments of who we are as a whole, bits and pieces that resemble a whole person when looked at only from a certain angle. We tend to pass different fragments off to different people as the whole " us " -- and most of those people cooperate beautifully by only looking at us from that precise angle that makes the two dimensional representation look like a whole self. It's a wonderful symbiotic cooperative of half truths, an unspoken and unacknowledged rule of conduct between those who pretend to see, and we who pretend to be seen."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm extremely tactile. I like to touch, and be touched. I'm like a cat; if you pet me in just the right spot on the back of the head or neck, I melt.

If you'd like to hear something more private that that, you'll have to work for it. ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...you are someone who loves to laugh. Wise asses with sharp wits
are welcomed and encouraged.

...you possess a sense of adventure. Whether that means learning a new language, trying a new cuisine, jumping out of an airplane, or just wandering around new parts of the City and getting lost on purpose. Life is meant to be lived. I believe that, and I'd enjoy spending time with someone who feels the same way.

...you possess a love for great conversation and debate; you're someone who can sit around for ages, discussing all topics, from the significant to the mundane. I'm a big fan of smart people who can disagree with me.