Polyamorous and sex positive. Expressor by nature.
A friend once said, "Dating is like a box of cereal; you've got to sort through the flakes if you want to find a prize." I thought that was fairly apt.
Below is something I wrote as a goof once and liked enough to include here. If reading it amuses you as much as writing it amused me, we may get along.
Dear Potential Online Match,
Okay...so, here's where we decide what would be the most interesting, thought provoking, and alluring thing to say to express our own initial interest, and possibly entice the other person's. And we hope that what we say comes across in a personable, intelligent, confident, humorous, and, by the grace of god, attractive way, without sounding typical, unimaginative, or self-centered when describing the things that we think are fascinating and important enough about ourselves that someone else would want to know them.
So, what do you need to know about me? Well, I have no ambition and no talents to speak of. I never go to the gym, so I'm fa-fa-fat! I breathe heavily, like a pug-dog in heat, whenever I have to lift myself off the couch in effort to retrieve another tub of mint choco-peanut butter ice cream.
But, thankfully, I have terrific fashion sense; stained undershirts and torn boxer shorts grace my tubby form, as well as my apartment floor, which is what I use for a closet, since my actual closet is filled to the brim with X-Files paraphernalia (Mulder is GOD), old Duran Duran mix tapes, and even older Nintendo and ColecoVision parts.
Let’s see...what else, what else, what else...oh, YEAH! I'm a LOUSY LAY. Terrible lay. I never give a single thought to "her pleasure". I'm really a selfish lover. It's all about ME, ME, ME. But, on the bright side, I can go for a full minute and a half, wheezing like St. Bernard with a collapsed lung all the while, before falling asleep.
Oh, and I'm hung like a kitten on a cold day.
So. If you are enticed by what I've typed here, then I hope you'll respond and tell me something SEXY about yourself. Meanwhile, I'm off to not shower, not brush my teeth, and waste as much time as humanly possible.
Stay out of prison!
Your Potential Match,
- D. "please call in 'Mulder' in bed" P.
p.s. In your response, please say something encouraging. My mother really wants this to work.
Though I've had monogamous relationships in the past, I'm very at home with polyamory, and most of the women I've dated over the past few years have been either poly-single or in open relationships. So if you'd potentially like to date me, that's something you need to be comfortable with. And if ethical non-monogamy is a turn-off for you, or you're on OKC searching for a husband for a conventional marriage, I may not be the fella for ya.
That said, I seek to make meaningful connections with intelligent, empathetic, facetious, self-aware women, and exploring those connections wherever they may take us.