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artgod

34 M Hollywood, FL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe in love. I believe in love instead of hate. I believe in love instead of money. I believe in love instead of jealousy. I believe in love instead of greed. I believe in love instead of anger. I believe in love instead of ambition. I believe in love instead of possession. I believe in love instead of limits. I believe in love.

I am peaceful, exciting, and brilliant
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to save the world through my work with The First Church of POSTROCKALYPSE.. @TFCoP @postrockalypse
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything worth being really good at:

Karaoke, Playing guitar, Improvisation, telling jokes, cooking, smiling at strangers, trivia, Photoshop, standardized tests, throwing/aiming things that aren't too heavy, games, wordplay, rhymes, composition, running pretty fast for a fat white boy..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My halo. My hair. My Budda belly. The rhythm of my guitar strumming. My swagger. I smell like a goat..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(a) Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein, Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins, Illusions by Richard Bach, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse, Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis. (b) Groundhog Day, Back To The Future II, Boogie Nights, Vertigo. (c) Saturday Night Live, South Park, The Rachel Maddow Show, Jeopardy!, GirlCode, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Comedy Underground with Dave Attell, Today in Florida. (d) The Beatles, Ritchie Blackmore, The Cars, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, The Chemical Brothers, The Cure, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Foreigner, Buddy Holly & The Crickets, Kris Kristofferson, My Dying Bride, The Pink Floyd, Radiohead, The Sisters Of Mercy, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Tangerine Dream, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention. (e) Can I have the money instead? No?!? Well in THAT case: mashed potatoes, pizza, Mexican, sushi, pork lo mein, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, sausage egg and cheese croissant sandwich, blueberry cheesecake
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen. Water. Freedom. Love. Fruit. Flowers. Not necessarily in that order. Specifically in L.O.W.F.F.F. order.. I'll correct your sequencing of FFF, which is not just 666, but a kickass MegadetH song.. Play it illicitly loud, now!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thought & all these things that I've done.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In Love. Going out to dinner with my aunt and sister. Working on the Fast Young Insomniacs demo. Grocery shopping at Super Wal-Mart. Sleeping in. Taking my mandatory minimum weekly shower. Busking my way through Downtown Hollyweird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Immeasurable? My beautiful intact foreskin is too tight to fully retract while I have an erection..
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