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25 Germantown, MD Man


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  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A quick note: I am polyamorous and ethically so. If you have no idea what that means, feel free to ask me about it! If exclusivity is desired in the short term or required in the long, we'd be better off as just friends :)

Let's see, artist by trade, techie by head, and humanist by heart. I have a lot of different hobbies. I love picking up new skills and activities. I have combined artistic and engineering background. I love building stuff and fixing things.

I like being outside and I like being inside, a bit of both is ideal. I run and workout when I can, enough to stay in a shape I like while working a desk job.

I am:
-a shameless vehicular vocalist, singing makes driving more fun.
-a sex-positive feminist.
-extremely open about almost everything and enjoy having odd and personal conversations with people, especially strangers.
-dissatisfied with the extremely limited options on here for "orientation."
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a technical artist working in the video game industry. It's kinda my dream career, so I've got that going for me :D

Trying to figure out where I want to be and working on some ways of getting there. Trying to balance my career with time spent socially, with my family, learning to play and sing music, playing video games, spending time with my kittens, remembering to actually go grocery shopping, ....

Meeting people and trying new things. Figuring out how to apply the realization that being effectively an adult now, I could spend my days doing anything... like right now. At any moment. Just go do a thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Empathizing, puzzles, logic, problem solving... Lot's of things other than writing about "how cool I am". That just feels weird.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a very expressive face and smile easily.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My musical tastes are broad, but Cake, Daft Punk, The Dropkick Murphies, and Foo Fighters is a pretty good sampling.

I've read a lot of Sci Fi and fantasy... I have a hard time choosing favorite books, so I'll stick to authors: Isaac Asimov, Larry Niven, Alan Dean Foster, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Spider Robinson, and Roger Zelazny are up there.

I don't watch TV except via Netflix. Firefly is fantastic. Archer and Parks and Rec are notable examples as well. Monty python is timeless and should be taught in school.

As for movies, just ask. There are certain things I don't like - humor based on socially awkward situations and visceral/gore stuff.

Food is yes. Seriously. The only thing I've tried that I didn't particularly care for was Pho.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(attempting to skip the obvious)

-Hope that technology will save mankind
-Intelligent conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What makes a story worth telling in an age where entertainment is ubiquitous?

People. Man. Who knew?

What to do next. Also robots and Kurzweil's folly, of course.

How the things people are least likely to talk to a stranger about are the most interesting things, especially when you're strangers. It's the difference between getting to know a person and getting to know the face they present to the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully out somewhere with friends. "no typical Friday, yadda yadda"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can count on one hand the number of questions I won't answer if asked. I'm very open like that. However, in terms of things worth putting on my profile? ...

I've recently become involved with the kink community. If you don't know anything about that just think of pushing social boundaries, exploring sensation, and enjoying life. I'd be glad to talk about it if you are curious or also interested.
You should message me if
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You feel like talking to me. I don't often message people at the moment, so go ahead and be the one to break the ice. I won't judge :P

You don't know what polyamory is.

You know from what any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable.

You'd like to play frisbee golf sometime.

You want to swap online dating stories or discuss the hilarious and frustrating meta-game of starting conversations online with strangers.

OR if you can tell me what is wrong in the picture captioned "When you see it...". If you can't that's ok :P

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