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My self-summary Propose an edit

How can I possibly describe myself? That's ridiculous. I am ridiculous. Goofy. Self-depracating. I love puns and crossword puzzles. I love Sudoku puzzles though I am hopeless at them. If you make a pun and/or consistantly use excellent grammar, we can be friends for life. I love women. I hope you do, too.

Evidently, I can be sort of condescending, but it's only because I'm really socially awkward.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm teaching high school english in New York City's public school system. I like it because I get instant martyr status.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Spilling. I can spill anything. Except for secrets; perhaps ironically, I am really good at keeping secrets. I also have a penchant for language.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Probably the way I look. That's what we all notice about everyone at first. I'm not particularly attractive, though I'm not entirely unfortunate looking.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

a. poems by the following: walt whitman, sappho, lawrence ferlinghetti, virgil, catullus, ovid, pablo neruda, harley elliott

b. CAMP, perfect harmony, Saved!, if these walls could talk 2, the incredibly true adventures of 2 girls in love (could i get more gay?!), and i basically like anything in the inspirational-teacher* genre because i am a sap (think: dangerous minds, stand and deliver, to sir with love) note: this often, but not always, extends to sports (ie Remember the Titans, Coach Carter, the big green, etc.) I like movies that are artsy and beautiful (Amelie, Y Tu Mama Tambien) but I also really like things that make me laugh (Bridget Jones).

c. i like things that are very listenable. i don't like "noise." i like jangly indie-pop, usually. also, i really enjoy hip hop (not young jeezy...more like the coup or cunninlinguists). i love the beach boys.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. books

2. my family

3. flannel pajamas on cold nights

4. my sense of humor

5. hot baths

6. my heart

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

etymology. syllables.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

It varies from week to week. Sometimes happy hour, sometimes a movie, sometimes staring at my bedroom wall. Alone.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I've slept with way more men than I have women.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you want my body and you think i'm sexy. or if you just want to talk. i'm down.

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