Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Is this supposed to be like a cover letter for a resumé? Let's just
say that I'm generally pretty good at most anything. Well as long
as i like what it is that im applying for. Well... maybe i could
fake it but only if i really want to.
Thats enough about me. Lets here a little about you?
Where do you see yourself in five years?
How do you feel about boats?
What is the best position that you think you could fulfill?
What position do you think you would enjoy the most?
God damn job searching is sooo exhausting....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like my sisters kids. Theyre pretty awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whatever i want to be good at? Isnt that how that sort of thing
Subjective tests are really quite open ended
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mr. Nobody. We can start there and if not... then im not certain of
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smartass response that indirectly implies that im not
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wonder if all the shirtless pic guys are getting all the girls
that claim to dislike shirtless pic guys???
I also wonder if the girls who only post pictures of their kids
realize paedophiles probably dig that sort of thing.
And what if the pattern of energy that comprises my being is really
just the same stuff that is you but merely a different
And what if someone reads this and thinks about how tall I am or
what kind of shoes am I wearing?
And what if someone reads this and thinks I talk about myself too
much on my profile?
What does that even mean?¿?^
I also wonder if its a dick move to compile a book of "what if's?"
and when someone asks me what I'm thinking i'll just give them that
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about. Im not rigid, cool shit just always happens when i
go out. Or it's at least fun and if it's not fun then it's best to
just get some fun juice and make some fun happen!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 5 i found a baby bird with a broken wing. Then i decided
i would build a bird's nest out of sticks and mud and all the stuff
that birds use to make nests and i properly affixed the nest to a
tree in the back yard using more muds and more sticks so that it
would look completely realistic.... and it totally did if i might
say so myself... The thought process was if the bird's parents were
flying around and found the dude chillin out in a sweet place theyd
hang out and what not.
You should message me if
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you got the balls to go for shit you think you want or deserve
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