But don't worry, I find it fun to work my conversations around the fact that I do not have a clue what this person's name is that I am talking to. This is a little game I play inside my head, I happen to win "most" of the time. Notice the key word is "most".
Check out my artwork on myspace:
I research the hell out of everything. I never give anyone the benefit of the doubt until I check several sources prior to agreeing/disagreeing with them.
People tell me that I could be a little intimidating because of my persona and confidence. I usually speak my mind and do not worry about any repercussions about it.
My sense of humor is either very dark or very cheesy!
In addition, I am a professional artist. I tend to do a large amount of work throughout the week into the wee hours of the night. I have a couple to a few art exhibits a week, so if you are willing to be dragged around town let me know.
I am artistic, imaginative, and cautious
These are some of the art galleries I have or will show(n) at:
Solid One Gallery- Los Angeles, CA
Monkey House- Silver Lake, CA
Mountain Bar (Live Painting Session)- Chinatown, CA
F6 Gallery- Arlington, Texas
Hyaena Gallery- Burbank, CA
The Cactus Gallery- Eagle Rock, CA
Bunny Gunner Gallery- Pomona, CA
Light Gallery- Costa Mesa, CA
Pabst Blue Ribbon American Art Tour
Brick Lane Gallery- London, England
3rd Ward Gallery- New York, NY
Ward-Nasse Gallery- New York, NY
The Hive Gallery- Los Angeles, CA
Gallery At The End Of The World- Altadena, CA
DA Gallery- Pomona, CA
L'Keg Gallery- Echo Park, CA
Facade- Hollywood, CA
Abbot's Habit- West Hollywood, CA
Bonham & Butterfield- West Hollywood, CA
Fifty Bucks Gallery- Pomona, CA
Needles and Pins Records- Pomona, CA
The Hear Gallery- Echo Park, CA
Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
Women by Charles Bukowski
Gonzo Chronicals by Hunter S. Thompson
Red Dragon by Thomas Harris
Killer in Drag by Ed Wood Jr.
Hightlights Magazine for children
I Stand Alone, You're Gonna Miss Me, Clean Shaven, High Tension, Come And See, Happiness, Storytelling, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Palindromes, Repulsion, Suspiria, Bug, You and Me and Everyone We Know, In My Skin,
KIDS, Bully, The Audition, Ichi The Killer, Gozu, Last House On The Left, Eyes Without A Face, Pieces, Black Christmas, The Changling (with George C. Scott, not with Anglina Jolie), Igor and the Lunatics, Tales from the Crapper, Akira, Spirited Away, Style Wars, Wild Style, Crush Groove, Hustle and Flow, Floyd in Oz, Dr. Strangelove, Rushmore, Planet Terror, Deathproof, No Country For Old Men, Once
Elbow, Swervedriver, Divine Comedy, Blur, Super Furry Animals, Radiohead, Stereophonics, MUSE, Drug Store, Athlete, Blonde Redhead, Doves, Supergrass, PJ Harvey, Stone Roses, the Broadcast, Interpol, Kennedy, Eels, Grant Lee Phillips, Seu Jorge, Don Cabellero, Battles, the Flaming Lips, Sparklehorse, South, the Avalanches, Massive Attack, Portishead, Stereolab, RJD2, Six Too, Pink Floyd, Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Blind Faith, Bonnwell's Music Machine, Strawberry Alarm-Clock, 13th Floor Elevators, the Tokens, Vanilla Fudge, Three Dog Night, Antibiotics, She's Dead, Tom Waitts, Poisonous Concept, Sepultura, Helloween, Metallica, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, Saxon, Thoughts of Ionesco, Melvins, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Mr. Bungle, Hella, Ninja Academy, Dinosaur Jr., Glen Danzig, Germs, Zippers, Weirdos, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, David Bowie, T.Rex, Brian Eno, Roxy Music, Velvet Underground, New York Dolls, Slade, Peter Gabriel, Joy Division, New Order, The Smiths, Wall of Voodoo, Devo, Eric B. & Rakim, Funktown Pros, Hard 2 Obtain, Oganized Konfusion, MF Doom, Dr. Oop, OC, Buckweed, (Wascals), Old Pharcyde, Show & AG, BDP, Old De La Soul, Old Jungle Brothers, Old Tribe Called Quest, Beastie Boys, Dana Dane, Slick Rick, Doug E. Fresh, Stetasonic, Nikki D, Divine Styler, Freestyle Fellowship, House of Pain, K-Solo, EL-P, X-Clan, Brand Nubian, Rodney-O & Joe Cooley, Ice-T, NWA, Peter Tosh, Mad Lion, Bob Marley, Yellowman, Marvin Gaye, Sly Stone, Teddy Pentagrass, Smokey Robinson, Aretha Franklin, Otis Redding, Wilson Pickett, Issac Hayes, Bill Withers, Rufus feat. Chaka Cahn, Average White Band, Kool and the Gang, Booker T. and the MG's, and a great big thanks to Kool Hurk, Grandmaster Caz, Busy Bee, and Kool Moe Dee. I can't forget Dexter Gordon, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Herby Hancock, Ramsey Lewis, Herb Alpert, Etta James, Louis Armstrong, Dizzy Gillespy, Duke Ellington, Buddy Rich, Stan Getz, and Billie Holiday. In addition, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Johann Sebastian Bach, Giacomo Puccini, Frdric Chopin, George Gershwin, Johannes Brahms, and Antonio Vivaldi.
Mexican, Italian, Japanese, Chinese a kick ass grilled cheese sandwich!
3.) Speaking my mind
Here are some of the random questions I often think about:
1.) What would happen if I explode a large bottle-rocket in my house?
2.) Does my cat ever dream about devouring me whole?
3.) Why did Peter Puma only have one episode on Looney Tunes?
4.) How do theater patrons sneak vegetables into the play to throw at the actors when they perform poorly?
5.) Will there ever be a comedy team better than The Three Stooges? (Obviously never)
6.) There are some people who say to use your indoor voice. I think to myself, why don't some people use their "inside their head voice" so that we wouldn't have to hear them?
7.) Trying to find the guy who invented work so that I could kick his ass!
8.) How it takes several Cal-Trans workers to dig a hole?
9.) Why women make me feel all squishy inside?
10.) Was Gonzo gay? Hell, he was a guy but he would get all weird and affectionate when Big Bird would come around. Wasn't Big Bird a Guy too?
Note: If I really like you, I will paint you a painting.