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artisticlovely

24 F Bucksport, ME

My Details

Last Online
Oct 15, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
First and foremost you need to know that I am ridiculous. I can laugh at the dumbest little things, and I firmly believe that people who are amused by the small things in life lead happier lives. So if you can't handle bad (and I mean borderline terrible) jokes about baby seals or ducks, you might want to keep moving.

Now that I got that out of the way, a self summary. Cause who doesn't love to try to describe themselves in a little box to entice mates??

I'm a pretty down to earth girl. I don't beat around the bush, and I'm not one of those girls who is going to play head games with you. Trust me, you will always know where you stand with me. I tend to get along better with guys most of the time because I can't deal with the drama that girls usually bring to the table.

I try to lead a pretty active lifestyle, I try to rock climb at least once a week and I do yoga every day (its my 2013 resolution!). I'm not in the greatest shape, but I'm working hard to change that. I don't have anything against most traditional sports, but they don't seem to like me very much (Want to see something funny? Ask me to play a sport that involves a moving ball. Believe me, you will be entertained).

I'm an open book, so what you see is what you get. But I generally find people like what they see =)
What I’m doing with my life
I work with college students. Some days they make me want to rip my hair out, but for the most part I love it.
I’m really good at
making really dumb jokes
baking
arts and crafts
texting like a fiend
misspelling words like exercise and necessarily
walking and talking and chewing gum at the same time, well maybe not the walking so much. I trip a lot.
Knitting. I know, now you think I'm a grandma, but I knit more than just scarves. Ask me what I knit for my friend's bachelorette party. I dare you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big hair, big mouth and big boobs. I have a big personality, so I'm usually pretty hard to miss. I'm also pretty friendly, so chances are I'll introduce myself to someone with a stupid line, or a wisecrack, just to break the ice. I like to laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Pretty eclectic, I'll listen to just about anything, and chances are I'll enjoy it. But if I have my choice, I love alternative. I'm also on a huge oldies rock kick right now. The Rolling Stones, Queen, AC/DC and Journey are rocking my Pandora like nobody's business!

Movies: I'm a huge sucker for animated movies. Some of my favorites are UP, Despicable Me, and How to Train Your Dragon. I also like comedies, rom coms, and I LOVE action movies with a lot of fight scenes and explosions.

Food: Probably my top five are sushi, pasta, steak, zucchini (weird, I know, but I LOVE it!) and chocolate. I was raised on italian food, so that's my fall back comfort food, but I love to try new things. The only thing I really don't like is spicy. I'm just not a fan of the way it sets my mouth on fire.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order...

Unlimited texting
internet
Family and friends
sex - I'll own it!
laughter
Caffeine. It used to be diet coke, but I quit drinking it in March. Best decision I've made in a long time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it's so damn hard to send the first message. Seriously, I never know what to say. So if I send you a message, and sound like a total idiot, I don't sound like that all the time. Promise!
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes out meeting someone new, sometimes home with a good movie and a glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well you'll have to get to know me to find that out, won't you?
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like girls who are sarcastic, in your face and fun. If you are looking for something more than a flirtation or a one night stand. If something on my page interested you and you want to know more. If you found a typo, or really just need to tell me my syntax sucks.