For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
Oct 15, 2013
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
First and foremost you need to know that I am ridiculous. I can
laugh at the dumbest little things, and I firmly believe that
people who are amused by the small things in life lead happier
lives. So if you can't handle bad (and I mean borderline terrible)
jokes about baby seals or ducks, you might want to keep
Now that I got that out of the way, a self summary. Cause who
doesn't love to try to describe themselves in a little box to
I'm a pretty down to earth girl. I don't beat around the bush, and
I'm not one of those girls who is going to play head games with
you. Trust me, you will always know where you stand with me. I tend
to get along better with guys most of the time because I can't deal
with the drama that girls usually bring to the table.
I try to lead a pretty active lifestyle, I try to rock climb at
least once a week and I do yoga every day (its my 2013
resolution!). I'm not in the greatest shape, but I'm working hard
to change that. I don't have anything against most traditional
sports, but they don't seem to like me very much (Want to see
something funny? Ask me to play a sport that involves a moving
ball. Believe me, you will be entertained).
I'm an open book, so what you see is what you get. But I generally
find people like what they see =)
What I’m doing with my life
I work with college students. Some days they make me want to rip my
hair out, but for the most part I love it.
I’m really good at
making really dumb jokes
arts and crafts
texting like a fiend
misspelling words like exercise and necessarily
walking and talking and chewing gum at the same time, well maybe
not the walking so much. I trip a lot.
Knitting. I know, now you think I'm a grandma, but I knit more than
just scarves. Ask me what I knit for my friend's bachelorette
party. I dare you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big hair, big mouth and big boobs. I have a big personality, so
I'm usually pretty hard to miss. I'm also pretty friendly, so
chances are I'll introduce myself to someone with a stupid line, or
a wisecrack, just to break the ice. I like to laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Pretty eclectic, I'll listen to just about anything, and
chances are I'll enjoy it. But if I have my choice, I love
alternative. I'm also on a huge oldies rock kick right now. The
Rolling Stones, Queen, AC/DC and Journey are rocking my Pandora
like nobody's business!
Movies: I'm a huge sucker for animated movies. Some of my favorites
are UP, Despicable Me, and How to Train Your Dragon. I also like
comedies, rom coms, and I LOVE action movies with a lot of fight
scenes and explosions.
Food: Probably my top five are sushi, pasta, steak, zucchini
(weird, I know, but I LOVE it!) and chocolate. I was raised on
italian food, so that's my fall back comfort food, but I love to
try new things. The only thing I really don't like is spicy. I'm
just not a fan of the way it sets my mouth on fire.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order...
Family and friends
sex - I'll own it!
Caffeine. It used to be diet coke, but I quit drinking it in March.
Best decision I've made in a long time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it's so damn hard to send the first message. Seriously, I never
know what to say. So if I send you a message, and sound like a
total idiot, I don't sound like that all the time. Promise!
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes out meeting someone new, sometimes home with a good movie
and a glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well you'll have to get to know me to find that out, won't you?
You should message me if
You like girls who are sarcastic, in your face and fun. If you are
looking for something more than a flirtation or a one night stand.
If something on my page interested you and you want to know more.
If you found a typo, or really just need to tell me my syntax