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artistwolf

35 M Dorr, MI

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to hang with others and do just about anything. I like to go to town and participate in events like bowl, play pool, etc. I ride my mountain bike and lift weights in my free time. I also draw tattoo art, medieval art, comic anatomy, design webpages, design independent video game graphics. I like to drink socially and play board games and party based video games. Jenga and Scrabble are recommended!

I work 1st shift at a factory, and recently I now live all by myself!

If you want to look at some of my art, they are on here: kracov.deviantart.com
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I published my card game and soon it will be distributed. After that I will be working on comic books.

Hi, we'll be back to our wildlife documentary "Tupac, The Llama Who Loved Tobacco", in just a second. Welcome to the six o' clock news. I'm your anchor, Puffy Don't Need Combs.

Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Art
• Graphics
• Web Design
• Sarcasm
• Science discussion
• TV trivia
• Biking
• Inventing recipes
• Guitar Hero
• Gaming
• Jenga
• Failing in Reddit
• Numerology
• Self-Aggrandization
• Verbalizing my vernacular
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
giggity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-
Game of Thrones, Three Kingdoms, IT, Water Margin, Sword of Truth, few others

Movies-
Super Troopers, Tenacious D Pick of Destiny, Saving Silverman, Lord of the Rings, Meet the Parents, X-Men, Legend, The Hangover, Watchmen, The Exorcist, Evil Dead, The Crow, School of Rock, Detroit Rock City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear and Loathing, The Big Lebowski, Shaun of the Dead, Kung Fu Hustle, Legend of the Drunken Master, Spaceballs, Robocop, Rush Hour

Shows-
LOST, Conan, Supernatural, Tosh.O, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Smallville, Firefly, Psych, Secret Circle, Once Upon A Time, Big Bang Theory, Fringe, Battlestar Galactica, Merlin, Whose Line Is It Anyway, South Park, Legend of the Seeker, V, Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, Tim and Eric, Metalocalypse

Music-
Black Sabbath, Mastodon, Avenged Sevenfold, Five Finger Death Punch, Lamb of God, As I Lay Dying, Arch Enemy, Dethklok, Escape the Fate, Led Zeppelin, Metallica
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Pick of Destiny

Tribute- Tenacious D
This is the greatest and best song in the world. . . tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,...
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the road.

And he said:
"Play the best song in the world,
or I'll eat your souls (whisper:Souls)."

Well me and Kyle,... we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World,
it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh

Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippet tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"(snort) BE you angels?"
And we said,
"Nay.
We are but men
Rock!!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, No
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, No.
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother ****in' song,
The Greatest Song in the world!

Allllllright!
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!
(LUCIFER)!
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f***!
Good God, God lovin' ,
So surprised to find you can't stop me,now.
I'm on fire--
O hallelujah I'm found! Rich mother****** compadre oooh aaaaah!
All right!
All right!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ubiquitous apprehensions of one's unabridged malcontent ego, and the tomfoolery that comes in oppressing the fundamental deficiencies that makes us human
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
oppressing the fundamental deficiencies and loving it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I procure elaborative interest in the bawdy lore. I think males and females should be more zygotically connected. And you can put that in your corncob pipe and smoke it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You like to laugh at inappropriate things.
• You wanna share your pet with me.
• You enjoy the humor stylings of Tim and Eric/anything Adult Swim
• You reenact movie scenes
• You wanna pwn me at some video games.
• You need a partner in crime.
• You want to stop crime.
• You bite.
• You kiss your pinkie whenever you do something bad
• You miss the tenth Doctor
• You own the Pick of Destiny
• You would get turned on by my amateur guitar skills
• You dry out a burnoose with a cat
• You yell at mallomars
• You want to try new things.
• You played Hungry Hungry Hippos... last night... in the nude
• You saw an angel play Twister
• You loved Unico in the Island of Magic
• You want to make fun of Pauly Shore
• You think tricks are not just for kids
• You loved Kenny Rogers in Jackass
• You think I looka like a man
• You like Leslie Neilsen
• You say things like "Dammit Marie, they're minerals!"
• You can sometimes smell what the Rock is cooking
• You desire the man with the Boomstick
• You want more cowbell
• You hate Barney for stealing the Fruity Pebbles
• You think munchies should be cheaper by law
• You are a robot in disguise
• You don't mind my bouts of delusions of grandeur
• Your nickname is Grandmaster Booty Scooty
• You let Listerine finish what brushing started.
• Choo-choo! Choo-choo! Bong-bong!
• You want a Turbo Man action figure
• You want to call me Long Island Ice T. Or Big Wing Boy.
• You use your Incredible Hulk Toy Fists to mash pizza dough
• You are the midnight toker
• You think Nicola Tesla was the bomb
• You want to have a tv marathon. I have all three seasons :D