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artmisfit

28 M Aurora, CO

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am an artist part time, and I serve tables and tend bar as a regular bill paying job.
I am a joker, I try not to take life too seriously, that's not to say I don't work hard, but I do like to laugh as often as I can.
I embarrass myself daily, but I laugh at myself just as much. I have a bunch of tattoos they are pretty addictive. some I drew myself, some are just basic symbols, and characters. but nothing in Chinese or anything and muscle head tribal b.s.
What I’m doing with my life
I am working towards becoming an art teacher, which is something I have wanted to do since I was in high school. I cant wait to have summers off, so I can just be camping all the time.
I am looking into doing volunteer work at the DAM. I think that would be interesting.
I’m really good at
I am a master of cards against humanity. I can cook awesome treats. I'm pretty good at making fun of bad movies. Im really good at sarcasm. finding really weird things on youtube. sometimes I can be really good at getting a tent entirely back into the bag that it comes in. ohhhh longboarding. i used to play guitar but I haven't in a long time I'm sure I can relearn though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
well my favorite books would have to be 1984, Enders game series, The Illustrated Man, the works of H.P Lovecraft, Lord of the rings/the hobbit, and actually a lot more. Favorite movies would for sure have Star wars in there, one flew over the cuckoos nest, all the Comic book movies, documentaries about science, art, spirituality, and so on. I loved breaking bad, and am currently loving Game of Thrones as well, I love cartoons also because I am basically a 28 year old child.
Music music music...I love music as I'm sure anyone does. this list can get quite long so i will just leave my current top ten, in no particular order. the Beatles (John and George specifically), Tool, Bonobo, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Portishead, nine inch nails, Radio head, and we'll just throw classical in there as the last "artist".
and food...seriously if you put it in front of me I will eat it, if your parents feed me it will be hard to get me to leave. I love eating. as far as a favorite goes I would have to say lemanacasha (i have no idea how to spell it), anyway it is a special kind of Hungarian soup that my grandma makes. any soup really...especially french onion soup mmmmmmm, see now I have to go buy soup ingrediants gaaaaawd.
The six things I could never do without
I definitely need paint for, well painting haha.
my awesome bamboo cutting board for my tasty food preparation
my hammock, for awesome camping sleeping.
I don't know what i would do without the rain, I don't think I would ever be able to live in Arizona or something.
My pup/camping buddy, Shiva.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
conspiracy theory, but not in a sense that I wear a tinfoil hat or anything.
sacred geometry
class war
I've always thought that I could wake up one day and my life could have been an elaborate dream of someone else in a coma or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
most likely working. I make my money during the weekends. but... after work on Fridays I will likely be having a beer or two with the co workers.
when I do have time off I mostly would like to spend it doing whatever seems good at the time, camping, longboarding with my dog, checking out a movie, or even just staying home and getting totally lost in a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to have long hair below my shoulders, and it was dark blue.
I spend entirely too much time on reddit.
One time I made a slip and slide from the roof of my friends house, after I went down it head first my shorts came off.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you can think outside of tabloids, and entertainment tonight. You can laugh easily, and don't have to have everything expressed in a politically correct way. You don't need to bring a makeup bag to a camping trip. you're not a christian conservative ammosexual psycho.
Wanna have a barbecue? Hit me up. Lets have some beers and burgers.