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artofabraxas

25 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Mar 6, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not going to be able to summarize myself in this box. It's just not possible -- as soon as I type something it'll be wrong. Here's a list of words that may or may not apply to me on any given day:

musician
braggart
cyclist
yogi
dervish
writer
thinker
psychologist
philosopher
taste-tester
penis-transporting DNA carrier device
loud
actor
laughing
sexual
cook
activist
messy
shaman
anarchist
polyamorous
sun-worshiper
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I decided earlier this year that paying rent is not within my personal ethics, so i quit. My life is now infinitely more interesting and authentic.

I live minimally now, and nomadic. I'm an independent courier, minstrel, and writer. I travel from one autonomous zone to the next, building the mycelium of a new radical existence, connecting people and ideas.

On another level, this is my shamanic path. I travel to other planes and bring back gifts for my community. I explore the world of imagination, mine and everyone else's.

I have a life partner in Portland. We're polyamorous and connected to a larger tribe there. If you choose to date me, you will eventually meet my wife. This is a good thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing too loudly for the situation

explaining complex hyper-dimensional thought constructs

Making eye contact.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My OkCupid profile? I don't know. The first thing i usually notice in the mirror is my disheveled hair.

I have good shoes, maybe?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i love Tom Robbins, Terry Pratchett, superhero movies, acoustic music and Thai food. Everything else you'll have to find out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like this question: the only thing that I could never do without is my sense of I, because it's the only thing that makes an I. Uh.. Yeah.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
death, birth, and the pointlessness of human existence. this is why i laugh so much
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably acting out of character. If you want to have an atypical Friday night I'm your man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm often not sure whether or not I'm the world's greatest liar. I worry that I've learned to fake sincerity by tricking myself into believing my own bullshit. If you do the same please contact me, we can be doubtful together.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a strong reaction to my profile. If you're "meh" then you probably haven't made it this far anyway, or else you should go find someone interesting and message them. If you like OR don't like my profile you should message me: sometimes I'm this guy and sometimes I'm not, so it's worth a shot.

And if you're reading this because you found a random or bizarre message in your inbox from me, you should know that I do that on purpose. I don't have much interest in "hi how are you", I think it's boring and unanswerable. Let's get real (and/or totally imaginary) in our conversations.