Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not going to be able to summarize myself in this box. It's just
not possible -- as soon as I type something it'll be wrong. Here's
a list of words that may or may not apply to me on any given
penis-transporting DNA carrier device
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I decided earlier this year that paying rent is not within my
personal ethics, so i quit. My life is now infinitely more
interesting and authentic.
I live minimally now, and nomadic. I'm an independent courier,
minstrel, and writer. I travel from one autonomous zone to the
next, building the mycelium of a new radical existence, connecting
people and ideas.
On another level, this is my shamanic path. I travel to other
planes and bring back gifts for my community. I explore the world
of imagination, mine and everyone else's.
I have a life partner in Portland. We're polyamorous and connected
to a larger tribe there. If you choose to date me, you will
eventually meet my wife. This is a good thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing too loudly for the situation
explaining complex hyper-dimensional thought constructs
Making eye contact.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My OkCupid profile? I don't know. The first thing i usually notice
in the mirror is my disheveled hair.
I have good shoes, maybe?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i love Tom Robbins, Terry Pratchett, superhero movies, acoustic
music and Thai food. Everything else you'll have to find out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like this question: the only thing that I could never do
without is my sense of I, because it's the only thing that makes an
I. Uh.. Yeah.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
death, birth, and the pointlessness of human existence. this is why
i laugh so much
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably acting out of character. If you want to have an atypical
Friday night I'm your man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm often not sure whether or not I'm the world's greatest liar. I
worry that I've learned to fake sincerity by tricking myself into
believing my own bullshit. If you do the same please contact me, we
can be doubtful together.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a strong reaction to my profile. If you're "meh" then you
probably haven't made it this far anyway, or else you should go
find someone interesting and message them. If you like OR don't
like my profile you should message me: sometimes I'm this guy and
sometimes I'm not, so it's worth a shot.
And if you're reading this because you found a random or bizarre
message in your inbox from me, you should know that I do that on
purpose. I don't have much interest in "hi how are you", I think
it's boring and unanswerable. Let's get real (and/or totally
imaginary) in our conversations.
Who are you looking for?
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