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27 Austin, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just an April Ludgate looking for her Andy Dwyer.

I am a nerd in every sense of the word. I love technology, science fiction movies. I have even been known to play video games when I have the time.

I'm sarcastic in the best way, and people tell me I'm pretty funny. I've also been told I have a very validating laugh.

If I'm not at work, I'm-- who am I kidding... I'm always at work. I'm not a partier, I enjoy an occasional drink at home. I spend an awful amount of time binge watching TV shows I've seen a million times.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living that retail supervisor life in ATX, growing plants on my balcony and trying to find joy in each day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Like seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am usually wearing a star wars or chive tshirt. I love my collection and it usually starts decent conversations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: revenge of the sith, the hobbit, world war z, harry potter, pretty much anything by stephen king.

movies: star wars (of course!), ghostbusters, moulin rouge, the breakfast club, pirates of silicon valley, garden state, 28 days later, v for vendetta, the count of monte cristo, lord of the rings, stargate, hard candy, repo! the genetic opera, office space, dawn of the dead, saved!, duets, the last castle, 3000 miles to graceland, true romance, pulp fiction, heathers, bridesmaids, leon the professional, midnight run, pitch perfect (seriously, watch it all the time when i need a pick me up.)

music: I'll listen to pretty much anything, but a few faves of mine right now... depeche mode, motion city soundtrack, the bravery, alkaline trio, the cure, the smiths, joy division, the noisettes, tegan and sara, deathcab for cutie, Florence + the machine...

shows: stargate sg1, universe, and Atlantis, king of the hill, Malcolm in the middle, mad men, true blood, Dexter, girls, game of thrones, family guy, futurama, archer, venture bros

food: spaghetti, ravioli, pretty much anything Italian... chicken. steak. uhm... I like meat. and cheese. and I buy tuna like an old lady buys catfood. I'm kinda picky...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a good eyeliner and red lipstick.
my kitchenaid stand mixer.
my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next snapchat I can send. Usually just my face on poorly drawn movie/tv characters...

Where I'm going to eat lunch...

Also, why there are so many dudes on here with the word "taco" in their user name. Not complaining, just curious...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
home watching netflix with my cats.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you have a great joke you want to share. ***bonus points if you make me actually laugh out loud.***
- you like star wars, in addition to the other awesome stuff i mentioned above, but don't open with "how do you feel about episode 7"? i'll save you the wonder -- i will throw my money at pretty much anything branded with the star wars name. lucas and disney have been working together for quite some time now, and i don't care.
- you don't mind a girl that curses like a sailor and may be just as perverted as you.
- If you have something more to say than "hi", "hey girl" or "what's up?"... seriously. if that's all you have to say, you will not get a response.