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27 Austin, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 14
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think everyone is horrible at putting into words the things that make them, "them". But yet, we all generally are capable of speaking about ourselves when in social situations. So, we're gonna give this a try.

I am a nerd in every sense of the word. I love technology, science fiction, comics, action figures, etc. I love roller derby -- the sport aspect, the atmosphere, the girls.

If I'm not at work, I'm-- who am I kidding... I'm always at work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting a new life in a new city, thanks to a promotion with work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Like seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am usually wearing a star wars or chive tshirt. I love my collection and it usually starts decent conversations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: revenge of the sith, the hobbit, world war z, harry potter, pretty much anything by stephen king.

movies: star wars (of course!), ghostbusters, moulin rouge, the breakfast club, pirates of silicon valley, garden state, 28 days later, v for vendetta, the count of monte cristo, lord of the rings, stargate, hard candy, repo! the genetic opera, office space, look who's talking, dawn of the dead, saved!, duets, the last castle, 3000 miles to graceland, true romance, pulp fiction, heathers, bridesmaids, leon the professional, midnight run, pitch perfect (seriously, watched it at least 17 times recently)

music: I'll listen to pretty much anything, but a few faves of mine right now... depeche mode, motion city soundtrack, the bravery, alkaline trio, the cure, the smiths, joy division, the noisettes, tegan and sara, deathcab for cutie, Florence + the machine...

shows: currently watching big bang theory, the walking dead, grey's anatomy, 2 broke girls, game of thrones, american horror story, archer, older faves - stargate sg1, universe, and Atlantis, king of the hill, Malcolm in the middle, mad men, true blood, Dexter, girls

food: spaghetti, ravioli, pretty much anything Italian... chicken. steak. uhm... I like meat. and cheese. and I buy tuna like an old lady buys catfood. I'm kinda picky...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bacon and morrissey (my cats... although I think this works for bacon the food and morrissey the singer also...)
my computer.
My kitchenaid stand mixer.
my phone.

2nd tier... (slightly less important)
Big red.
Tv watching comforter.
Sailor Jerry, Malibu, or any vodka.
Artoo, threepio, hk47, ig88 (my hard drives)
Lone Star.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next snapchat I can send. Usually just my face on poorly drawn movie/tv characters.

Also, why there are so many dudes on here with the word "taco" in their user name. Not complaining, just curious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a) at home watching netflix with my cats.
b) recovering from a long week with a cold beer or karaoke.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you like star wars, in addition to the other awesome stuff i mentioned above, but don't open with "how do you feel about episode 7"? i'll save you the wonder -- i will throw my money at pretty much anything branded with the star wars name. lucas and disney have been working together for quite some time now, and i don't care.
- you don't mind a girl that curses like a sailor and may be just as perverted as you.
- If you have something more to say than "hi", "hey girl" or "what's up?"... seriously. if that's all you have to say, you will not get a response.