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artoonist

36 M Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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"He didn't like beautiful women. They upset him, with their grace, their charm, their utter loveliness, and their complete refusal to go out to dinner with him."
~Douglas Adams
What I’m doing with my life
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working and working. Need more funning between my working.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, I've never noticed me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Cosmos, BSG, Trek, Dr Who, Discovery Channel. (the occasional netflix binge)
I work in TV so I tend not to watch a lot of if it I don't have to

Douglas Adams, Gareth Roberts, Doug Naylor, Eion Colfer, getting into Neil Gaiman, NdT, Penn Jillette
I follow a lot of podcasts and I absolutely love my Audible account.

I love Italian food, also Gluten Free. (blerg)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Boobs. Yeah I said it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wibbly wobbly timey wimey...stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at work, :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye Epic Rap Battle makes me happy beyond words.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't own cats. I'm deathly allergic

also, I don't know exactly what I'm looking for, if I find something serious that'd be Fantastic!