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asajackson

28 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I treat escalators like stairs to the dismay of lazy people everywhere.

I'm incredibly blunt, and I've got a very dry sense of humor. It can lead to some confusion during some text based conversations.

I'm not really into small talk. It's not that I can't do it, I just don't find it all that challenging.

I have a notepad app that I keep band names in....just in case Im ever in a pinch and need to name a band..

I live just north of downtown between a born again Christian family with 6 chickens they keep as pets, and a pair of (not currently) recovering crack heads/alcoholics. My day to day home life is never boring.

I'm thinking of going gluten free, but I'm German-Polish so I don't think it's meant to be.

I grew up with 2 cats. I understand most of you reading this probably have cats. I'm generally okay with cats, but if you have more than 2 cats you have to admit to yourself you're in the beginning stages of crazy cat lady syndrome. I'm okay with it if you are.

Currently looking for someone who likes to get out and find things under rocks.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a creative content producer. I make videos for websites and such. I also freelance as an AV tech for a couple different companies in the city.
I’m really good at
Ebonics.
Making waitresses laugh.
Untying knots.
Re-telling jokes.
Watching YouTube videos.
Kissing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tombstone
Gummo
Inception
Usual Suspects
Departed
Mean Streets
Pulp Fiction
Dig
Breathless
Blow Up
Too Big to Fail

Shows
ANY HBO original series from 1998-2005.
Mad Men
The Walking Dead
Boardwalk Empire
Entourage
The Office
Always Sunny in Philadephia
Louie
Wilfred
Shameless
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make something better. Not any one thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out looking for the most hipster-ish skullduggery in the city, or I'm chain smoking episodes of Mad Men whilst earning a living editing video.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fear that one day I'll learn to levitate, unfortunately, I won't be able to de-levitate. I know it seems irrational, but i'm sure there's a poor floating bastard somewhere who can attest to this phenomena.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You don't possess or rent a penis.