Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live just north of downtown between a born again Christian family
with 6 chickens they keep as pets, and a pair of (not currently)
recovering crack heads/alcoholics. My day to day home life is never
I'm thinking of going gluten free, but I'm German-Polish so I don't
think it's meant to be.
I grew up with 2 cats. I understand most of you reading this
probably have cats. I'm generally okay with cats, but if you have
more than 2 cats you have to admit to yourself you're in the
beginning stages of crazy cat lady syndrome. I'm okay with it if
Currently looking for someone who likes to get out and find things
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a creative content producer. I make videos for websites and
such. I also freelance as an AV tech for a couple different
companies in the city.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Too Big to Fail
ANY HBO original series from 1998-2005.
The Walking Dead
Always Sunny in Philadephia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make something better. Not any one thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out looking for the most hipster-ish skullduggery in the city, or
I'm chain smoking episodes of Mad Men whilst earning a living
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a fear that one day I'll learn to levitate, unfortunately, I
won't be able to de-levitate. I know it seems irrational, but i'm
sure there's a poor floating bastard somewhere who can attest to
You should message me if
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You don't possess or rent a penis.
You don't believe in, or pray to Jesus.
You look like your pictures.
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