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27 Houston, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), LISP (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sorry for the spartan profile (but not for the adorable puppy in the picture)!

I'm still getting this all setup--in the meantime, feel free to message me and I'll try to respond with a joke or useful answer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still recovering from perhaps the craziest two years of my life--a head-first plunge into self-sufficiency, entrepreneurship, and more than a little madness.

I spend my days saving babies/fixing the comically broken state of medical technology and my nights trying to grow as a person (weekends are strictly for dicking around and relaxing, when I'm not doing community events).

I hope to leave the world a better place than I found it, the people I meet a little brighter, and the stories a little wilder.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm quite proficient with technology and engineering, and really enjoy bodging together solutions to problems--either very carefully-designed methods to solve something or comically unsafe yet efficacious ways to get shit done.

I enjoy writing, and I absolutely love making light of things. I'm very good at coming up with terrible ideas and employing my fabulously dark and twisted sense of humor.

I'm also pretty good at listening and trying to understand what people's stories are in life; similarly, I consider myself to have a pretty nurturing and caring personality.

I'm very, very good at being honest and open-minded...unfortunately, this sense of justice can put me in a foul mood once in a while (I don't mind people who don't agree with something, but I get really annoyed if they won't at least hear the other side out).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically: "That guy is built like a goddamn refrigerator."

Mentally: "He's rather sharp, isn't he. Stop trying to solve all the world's problems."

Emotionally: "Aw, that's basically a teddy-bear. With teeth. And a bit of sadness."

Conversationally: "Wow, stop making terrible puns--also, that last comment was kind of soul crushing. That next one was sweet. Do you have a comeback for everything?"

Grammatically: "Did this guy buy em-dashes on sale somewhere?"


Those are the things people probably recognize first, unless they see my awesome puppy dog or comically bright green biking clothes first.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. are interested in talking about life and its beauty and awfulness. have awesome stories you want to share about living, learning, loving, or losing. want to bitch about how backwards or unfair some artifact of politics or law is. enjoy talking about technical things. enjoy talking about nontechnical things (art, languages, and so on). have a dirty mind and/or dark sense of humor.

Really, you should message me for the hell of it, and see what happens.