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asciibear

27 Houston, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), LISP (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sorry for the spartan profile (but not for the adorable puppy in the picture)!

I'm still getting this all setup--in the meantime, feel free to message me and I'll try to respond with a joke or useful answer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still recovering from perhaps the craziest two years of my life--a head-first plunge into self-sufficiency, entrepreneurship, and more than a little madness.

I spend my days saving babies/fixing the comically broken state of medical technology and my nights trying to grow as a person (weekends are strictly for dicking around and relaxing, when I'm not doing community events).

I hope to leave the world a better place than I found it, the people I meet a little brighter, and the stories a little wilder.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm quite proficient with technology and engineering, and really enjoy bodging together solutions to problems--either very carefully-designed methods to solve something or comically unsafe yet efficacious ways to get shit done.

I enjoy writing, and I absolutely love making light of things. I'm very good at coming up with terrible ideas and employing my fabulously dark and twisted sense of humor.

I'm also pretty good at listening and trying to understand what people's stories are in life; similarly, I consider myself to have a pretty nurturing and caring personality.

I'm very, very good at being honest and open-minded...unfortunately, this sense of justice can put me in a foul mood once in a while (I don't mind people who don't agree with something, but I get really annoyed if they won't at least hear the other side out).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically: "That guy is built like a goddamn refrigerator."

Mentally: "He's rather sharp, isn't he. Stop trying to solve all the world's problems."

Emotionally: "Aw, that's basically a teddy-bear. With teeth. And a bit of sadness."

Conversationally: "Wow, stop making terrible puns--also, that last comment was kind of soul crushing. That next one was sweet. Do you have a comeback for everything?"

Grammatically: "Did this guy buy em-dashes on sale somewhere?"

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Those are the things people probably recognize first, unless they see my awesome puppy dog or comically bright green biking clothes first.
You should message me if
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...you are interested in talking about life and its beauty and awfulness.

...you have awesome stories you want to share about living, learning, loving, or losing.

...you want to bitch about how backwards or unfair some artifact of politics or law is.

...you enjoy talking about technical things.

...you enjoy talking about nontechnical things (art, languages, and so on).

...you have a dirty mind and/or dark sense of humor.

Really, you should message me for the hell of it, and see what happens.