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ascotrider

61 M Englefield Green, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–67
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm highly intelligent, knowledgeable and articulate, but don't let that put you off! I am very fit - fitter than most guys half my age. I used to be a good runner and did dozens of marathons including the first ten Londons. Was in the world top 500 with 2hrs 36mins back in the old days, but turned to cycling in recent years - serious club road cycling. I like to keep fit, and my body does not show my age. Unfortunately I used to be quite good looking, but it went downhill after 40. Dark hair turned grey - quite depressing, though many say they like it. I don't!
Personality-wise I'm not good in social situations, but once you get to know me, I'm quite nice. I'm kind and considerate, I like to please, and I've got high morals, although I have a rather broad-minded attitude to sex as the questions reveal.
I was a college lecturer for many years, but left to start my own business. Liked teaching and the students, despised the useless management, and commuting. I also was a DJ, in the days of vinyl and without computers to do the mixing for you. I'm good on the dance floor, and a sucker for karaoke.
I was married for about thirty years and have three daughters and a sprinkling of granddaughters. My wife went off sex after the birth of our youngest, and, when I resorted to extra-curriculum activity, there was no forgiveness. I moved out and was replaced by a Golden Retriever (more faithful). Fair enough. But I do want someone to love and share life with.
I love the sunshine and have a dream of living in France, which I love, but would prefer to do this with a partner.
I may add to this some more in due course. That's if I don't get run over on a training ride first.
PS. Since writing that I got hit by a car. Survived with only minor injury.
What I’m doing with my life
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Cycling, jogging, dreading the winter and planning escape.
Trying to quit smoking. Doc's orders. Failing miserably.
Separated from my wife and looking for luurve.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cycling, though not as good as I was. I used to be a good runner.
DIY - I'm Mr fix-it. Not electronics or computers, though.
Cursing inanimate objects when they don't behave.
Pretty good in bed. (.......sleeping, of course! lol)
Awesome sense of humour.
Stickler for correct English.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Never asked.
Probably my garish lycra cycling gear, especially when I'm shopping in Waitrose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MOVIES: Good movies - not necessarily the blockbusters. Matrix, Alien, ok. Not Avatar. Happy endings - the Richard Curtis ones, Sleepless in Seattle, Bridgette Jones...that sort of thing. Original Pink Panthers have me in stitches. Revenge ones: Taken, Falling Down.
TV: News, documentaries, comedy, Cycling! Not soaps, sitcoms, or reality shows, and can only take so many crass adverts insulting my intelligence before I have to switch. Currently working my way through the mind-bending Discovery Science documentary series "Through The Wormhole" narrated by Morgan Freeman - brain-melting stuff about theoretical physics.
MUSIC: Used to be a DJ and still like disco, club classics. Not rock, I'm afraid.
FOOD: YES - avid consumer, esp Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike, sunshine, sex, my VW van (174hp rocket), ......that's four things. Erm.. good health, proper coffee. There we are - six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The answer to life, the universe and everything........especially the universe.
And when an advert says something is "up to 99% etc, etc", that would include 0%.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Friday night I am mostly eating taramasalata (you need to be familiar with The Fast Show to get this.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I get to know you better.
You should message me if
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You're genuine and serious, and my profile appeals to you.
Certainly not if you're in China, Africa, or Scotland, even. Be sensible - I've already had women from such far-flung places look at my profile and message me. France ok, though.