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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 26, 2014
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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How can one describe themselves in a small white text box? I think a lot and very much enjoy existence, unless I've hurt my toe or burned my tongue or something, and then all I can think about is that, which doesn't bode well for aging gracefully. I love good people, but I try not to jump to conclusions about the shit ones. Also, I'm Canadian so I love root beer.
What I’m doing with my life
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Screenwriting, traveling, and selling expensive Italian food to the residents of Beverly Hills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Expressing myself, making jokes, sleeping in, and enjoying back scratches.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a pretty sweet beard right now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - The Fall, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Dark City, In Bruges
Books - Ham On Rye, Breakfast Of Champions, 1984, The Sirens of Titan, Rant, Hitchhiker's Guide
Shows - Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad
Music - Funk, Celtic, Classical, 1970's French Pop Jazz, Electronic, Psychadelic Sounds of the Hammond Organ, Jimi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other people, delicious food, a comfortable bed, laughter, change, and hunger for life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How insanely enourmous the world is, and how it's tiny compared to everything else in the universe. So I guess I would say...perspective.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stealing cars. But not fancy ones, just good, practical automobiles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am an animal.
You should message me if
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You are smart, pretty, and awesome.