Confused, abused, subtlety misused and constantly amused...

Making understandable bad choices...

Making people both comfortable and uncomfortable... Preferably at the same time.

My sarcasm and how much I dislike Gin...

Books - Not a fan of fiction. News, tech, politics, music, erotica, satire is what i digest on a daily basis.

Movies - There are too many to mention. Foreign films like Amelie, Cinema Paradiso, Carandiru etc. indie films like City of God, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Monty Python, Bottle Rocket, Shawshank Redemption, Stand by Me, Shortbus, American History X...

Music - Music junkie with the scares to prove it! From Billie Holiday to Rage Against the Machine. Thievery Corporation to Gilles Peterson. LCD Soundsystem to Arcade Fire. Paul Simon to Kid Cudi. Nina Simone to Slayer. Beirut to Leftfield. You get the idea, right?

Shows - LOST is my all time favourite. Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Big Bang Theory, Community, The Daily Show,

Alcohol, music, broadband, smokes, Mac, and my unicorn....

Why do people have a profile on OkCupid yet never reply messages?

Being Don Draper and getting elegantly wasted...

I don't know how to swim.... Like, seriously. Not kidding.

If you're independent, educated, liberated and unperturbed...

Or, if you have nothing to lose and want some friendly banter... I'm easy like that. ;)