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35 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Confused, abused, subtly misused and constantly amused... and the 30 things you need to know...

1. I love my independence. If you think i will devote all available time to you and only you then be ready for disappointment.

2. I will pay for almost everything. Meals, drinks, parking or even household items. Unfortunately, a new RM4000 handbag isn't one of em.

3. I love concerts and i like attending them with like minded friends. I may not invite you solely because you have no idea who the band is.

4. I will listen to your problems and not comment if you're venting, but if you ask my opinion, then accept it instead of hoping I'll side with yours.

5. I won't lie to you. I will tell you the truth about everything. Don't get mad if you ask me if i think the girl at the bar is pretty and i say yes.

6. I hate doing any form of physical work. Putting together an Ikea cabinet is fine. Putting up an entire house full of Ikea products is ridiculous.

7. I'm sarcastic and I will make fun of you in a funny way. And sometimes in a mean way which i will apologize profusely after. I have a knack for digging my own grave. I'm trying to kick the habit.

8. I won't carry your handbag while you go to the bathroom. I will leave it on the bar and stare at it with hawk-eyes till you come back.

9. I will open doors for you. Car doors too! its not because of chivalry, but because sometimes you slam the door too hard.

10. I will tweet about you. I won't name you but you'll know its you.

11. I don't cook but i have a kitchen so you can.

12. I don't wear shorts because i have skinny legs. I've gotten over it, so should you.

13. I like kids as long as they're not mine. I like the option of giving em back to their parents when they become unruly/crying/need a diaper change.

14. If I'm out with friends and don't text you its not because i don't care. It's because I'm having too much fun.

15. If I talk to girl in front of you its not to make you jealous, its simply because I find what she said interesting and that's it. If I'm with you, I'm WITH YOU.

16. There will be times when I will hang with my friends because I have more fun with them than staying home and watching a DVD with you.

17. I wont cheat on you. My father was an adulterer and I promised myself not be like him.

18. I run my own business. It needs me and I need it. Without it, I'll be living in my car. Don't get mad if I dedicate a majority of time to work. It pays for our dinners, holidays and my CD collection.

19. I'm not ashamed to admit that cockroaches scare the living daylights out of me. Especially the flying ones. If you like role-play, this is the time to be Xena.

20. When I travel without you, I may check in sporadically. I'm a very out-of-sight-out-of-mind person. I'll text daily to check-in but if there is a 15 hour time-difference then it's gonna be difficult.

21. If you don't like my friends then we have a problem. They are important to me and I would like for everyone to co-exist since you're a big part of my life.

22. I'm still close to a number of ex-girlfriends, ex-fling's, ex-fuck-buddies. They are JUST FRIENDS now. Nothing more. So there is really no need to be insecure.

23. I will spoon you when I fall asleep. I like the feeling of skin on skin so take off your clothes.

24. I may grope your tits in public. It's like my safety-blanket.

25. I drink too much sometimes. Well, maybe not sometimes.

26. Partying till 7am is nothing new. I hope you'll be with me but if it isn't your scene then don't be upset if i come back late.

27. Don't force me to do something that doesn't interest me like watching polo unless there is horse tranquilizer for me to snort.

28. My friends are idiots and some are quite frankly, retarded. I know that but i love em anyway.

29. I like sitting around and making up stories about other people in the room. Its fun and I hope you do too.

30. I've been alone for a long time. It may take some time for me to be the boyfriend you want and I hope you have the patience to put up with my nonsense till that day comes. There are rubies in the saddle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A casual observer of the human condition and also excellent at making understandable bad choices...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people both comfortable and uncomfortable... Preferably at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sarcasm and how much I dislike Gin...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Not a fan of fiction. News, tech, politics, music, erotica, satire is what i digest on a daily basis.

Movies - There are too many to mention. Foreign films like Amelie, Cinema Paradiso, Carandiru etc. indie films like City of God, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Monty Python, Bottle Rocket, Shawshank Redemption, Stand by Me, Shortbus, American History X...

Music - Music junkie with the scars to prove it! From Billie Holiday to Rage Against the Machine. Thievery Corporation to Gilles Peterson. LCD Soundsystem to Arcade Fire. Paul Simon to Kid Cudi. Nina Simone to Slayer. Beirut to Leftfield. You get the idea, right?

Shows - LOST, The Sopranos, Battlestar Galactica, The West Wing, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Big Bang Theory, Community, The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, The Newsroom, Top Gear, House of Cards etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sofa, Mac, Wifi, vodka, music and my unicorn...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Car selfies - I don't get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being Don Draper and getting elegantly wasted...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to swim.... Like, seriously. Not kidding. Stop laughing! :p
You should message me if
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you're independent, educated, liberated...

Or you're damaged, broken, have no faith in humanity....

Or, you have a good story...