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ashelyjordan89

25 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 1
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, you should probably ignore everything in the 'question' section because every time I review them I think "why on earth did I pick that answer?". We may never know. And I'm too lazy to go back and change all the answers now.

I'm really into cats and I have a lot of hobbies. I'm a tomboy and pretty androgynous most of the time, but I'm also really good at the 'stereotypical' housewife kinda stuff, I like to cook and clean and I own a sewing machine....I'm also starting a garden on my balcony.

I can't decide whether I prefer a night in on my couch with my cats or a night out with friends, they're just both such great ways to spend time.

I'm also really into nature, books, music, and craft beer. I believe cilantro was invented solely to make anything it touches taste disgusting and ruin my good time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently in my 8th year in the RCN on a full-time contract on a ship, stationed in Esquimalt, BC. Before I moved here I got my bachelors degree in kinesiology. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life, I might go back to school to learn a trade or switch to the reg force as an officer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spelling, Scrabble, being awkward at parties, cooking, procrastinating, finding awesome pictures of cats on the Internet
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know, I'm not really sure.... I've been getting confused for a boy a lot recently, so there's that I guess :P I'm a big fan of androgyny though so it doesn't bother me at all :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - MaddAddam Trilogy, Silverwing series, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Go Ask Alice
Movies - Les Miserables, Grease, Hairspray, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Easy A, anything with Aubrey Plaza, Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Kat Dennings or Emma Stone, Anchorman, Mean Girls, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
TV - Broad City, SNL, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Adventure Time, Orange is the New Black, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, the Food Network
Music - Tegan & Sara, twenty one pilots, The Civil Wars, Muse, Barenaked Ladies, Elton John, Billy Joel, Shania Twain, Dion & the Belmonts, Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, Iron & Wine, Awolnation
Food - Sushi, Chocolate, Stir Fry, Pasta, Soup, Cheese, Cake, Cheesecake, Risotto, Grilled Cheese, Soup
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Internet, a cozy pair of sweats, hair styling products, my swimming pool filled with gold coins and jewels, candy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gender and sexuality, my kitties, my next meal
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home, hanging with friends, or maybe go out for a couple drinks. Can a Friday ever really be typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believed in Santa until I was ten.
You should message me if
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You're a super rad individual who would like to go on some adventures with me