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27 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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Black, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a simple person, but at the same time very complex. Haha don't know how much sense that makes to you, but fuck it. I love going thrifting for Bill Cosby sweaters, I have a pretty dope ass collection. If filling up water guns with vodka or jameson during the summer time sounds good to you, and you wanna do hoodrat things, and make homeless ppl dance for cigarettes, then we'll get along just fine. I love men that look like fictional Jesus.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be as awesome as Liz Lemon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riding Beards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How awkward small talk is for me. My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Confessions of An English Opium Eater

Movies:Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, How To Marry A Millionaire, Harold and Maude, Coming To America. American Psycho, R.E.N.T, Clueless, Mean Girls, 3 Ninjas, Steel Magnolias, Virgin Suicides, Girl Interrupted, This Must Be The Place, The 5th Element, Adams Family Values. Grease, Nightmare on Elmstreet 3 (Dream Warriors)

Shows: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Skins (UK version) Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse, Doctor Who, House, Pretty Little Liars, Desperate Housewives, Bates Motel, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Star Trek Voyager.

Music: Dirty Projectors, Frank Ocean, Odd Future,Lana Del Rey, Depeche Mode, Devo, Kendrick Lamar, Florence and the Machine, MGMT, Of Montreal, Company of Thieves, CocoRosie, Fiona Apple, Amy Winehouse, Alkaline Trio, Marvin Gaye, Spice Girls, Nina Simone, Bon Iver, Passion Pit, Deerhunter, Jill Scott, Ottis Redding, The Supremes, John Coltrane, Gang Starr, Guru, A Tribe Called Quest
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Alone time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would Sylvia Plath do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dive bar, or fapping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I reply to messages w/o checking out the profiles. Whooops? Lol then I wish I could unsend it, but its too late. Darn.

I'm addicted to mobile porn.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Beard. You have one of those. Long hair. I guess if you're an awesome person in general. No djs, bros, or thirsty guys looking for casual sex. As a woman its as easy as pulling the mail man into my house if I get that desperate for sex. Or calling an ex.

Oh, I like nerds. They give me lady boners.
You wanna get high and wander around aimlessly.

Summer is near, and while I am in no hurry to get into anything serious, I want a partner in crime, someone to spend all these crazy/days and nights together in this vile yet fun city. No limits, fears or anything. Lets just do cute hoodrat stuff together!

Dont be a douche lord and view my profile tons of times and never message me, worst thing I can do is ignore you or just say I'm not interested.