I'm a simple person, but at the same time very complex. Haha don't
know how much sense that makes to you, but fuck it. I moved here
from Minnesota 3 years ago, and I love it. I love going thrifting
for Bill Cosby sweaters, I have a pretty dope ass collection, so
maybe I'll let you wear one :)
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ashhole87
25 / F / Bisexual / Single
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Her Details
- Last Online
- Jun 13
- Ethnicity
- Black, White
- Height
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Diet
- Anything
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Often
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Unemployed
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Pets
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- Speaks
- English
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What I’m doing with my life
Living my life like its golden.
I’m really good at
Making ppl laugh, doing things they normally wouldn't do, and being
a sarcastic cunt master. Telling ppl when to shut up.
The first things people usually notice about me
How awkward small talk is for me, and that I'm not even listening.
Whoops...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Confessions of An English Opium Eater
Movies:Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, How To Marry A Millionaire, Harold and Maude, Coming To America. American Psycho, R.E.N.T, Clueless, Mean Girls, 3 Ninjas, Steel Magnolias
Shows: Buffty The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse, Doctor Who, House, Pretty Little Liars, Desperate Housewives, Bates Motel, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Music: Dirty Projectors, Florence and the Machine, MGMT, Of Montreal, Company of Thieves, CocoRosie, Fiona Apple, Amy Winehouse, Alkaline Trio, Marvin Gaye, Spice Girls, Nina Simone, Bon Iver, Passion Pit, Deerhunter, Jill Scott, Ottis Redding, The Supremes, John Coltrane, Gang Starr, Guru, A Tribe Called Quest
Movies:Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, How To Marry A Millionaire, Harold and Maude, Coming To America. American Psycho, R.E.N.T, Clueless, Mean Girls, 3 Ninjas, Steel Magnolias
Shows: Buffty The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse, Doctor Who, House, Pretty Little Liars, Desperate Housewives, Bates Motel, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Music: Dirty Projectors, Florence and the Machine, MGMT, Of Montreal, Company of Thieves, CocoRosie, Fiona Apple, Amy Winehouse, Alkaline Trio, Marvin Gaye, Spice Girls, Nina Simone, Bon Iver, Passion Pit, Deerhunter, Jill Scott, Ottis Redding, The Supremes, John Coltrane, Gang Starr, Guru, A Tribe Called Quest
The six things I could never do without
Phone
Friends
Netflix
Cunnilingus
Sleep
Internet
Friends
Netflix
Cunnilingus
Sleep
Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stupid shit, stuff that isn't important at all! Or why everyone is
stupid and full of themselves.
Why I hate everyone so much. Oh wait, thats easy.
Why I hate everyone so much. Oh wait, thats easy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at a dive bar with a few close friends, orrrrr watching
Netflix :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I reply to messages w/o checking out the profiles.
Whooops? Lol then I wish I could unsend it, but its too late.
Darn.
Hmmmmm, I have no clue. Lets see, I use to be a major dork in elementary school. I was also bullied alot, one of my bullies even choked me. Lol its funny now. I'm not as high maintenance as I appear. I actually want a boyfriend.....partner in crime sounds better.
Hmmmmm, I have no clue. Lets see, I use to be a major dork in elementary school. I was also bullied alot, one of my bullies even choked me. Lol its funny now. I'm not as high maintenance as I appear. I actually want a boyfriend.....partner in crime sounds better.
I’m looking for
- Everybody
- Ages 18–50
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
Beard. You have one of those. Long hair. I guess if you're an
awesome person in general. No djs, bros, or thirsty guys looking
for casual sex. As a woman its as easy as pulling the mail man into
my house if I get that desperate for sex. Or calling an ex.
Oh, I like nerds. They give me lady boners.
You wanna get high and wander around while aimlessly.
Oh, I like nerds. They give me lady boners.
You wanna get high and wander around while aimlessly.
