I guess I could just randomly say things to get it there.
Big money, NO WHAMMIES, stop!
Okay, I guess I will try to be slightly serious. I'm a fantastically awesome guy with the charisma of Antonio Banderas. I'm pretty sure you will get along with me. I love conversation about nothing or anything, riding my bike and trying to better myself, reading, and trying to concoct a scheme for global domination every evening.
What I'm looking for:
Someone that likes to laugh and doesn't take the world too seriously.
Someone who does not find Glen Beck intelligent. Well, I suppose you can, but I may make fun of you for it, so it may not work out.
I'm a fairly social person, so I hang out with friends quite often. I also enjoy being active, especially when it's warm outside. I would hope that you are, too. :)
I am legen, wait for it, and ...dary