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ashrimpthatraps

29 Citrus Heights, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a grumpy old man in my 20s looking for someone to not go hiking with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a web developer writing C# for CalHR
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being relentlessly facetious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My permanent bitchface....now for men!

When I was younger: "Are you that kid from the Terminator movie?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: My favorite author is Philip K. Dick. Message me if you're a big Dick fan. Steinbeck, Heinlein, Kafka, Bukowski, Cory Doctorow, Murakami, Ray Bradbury .....and many more! (No Kerouac for me, thanks)

It may surprise you ladies to learn that Chuck Palahniuk isn't the only guy who writes books.

Movies: I love to watch movies. I've seen near a thousand (I counted). I'll watch most any kind of movie from stupid and hilarious comedies to pretentious French art films in black and white (ever seen La Jetée?).

Music: I love The Flaming Lips. I wanna be Wayne Coyne when I grow up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee. Just coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to seduce girls with profile essays.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Misspending my youth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You people bore me to tears.

I talk like a fag and my shit's all retarded.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can go a whole hour without checking your phone.