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ashrimpthatraps

29 M Citrus Heights, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a grumpy old man in my 20s looking for someone to not go hiking with.
I’m really good at
Being relentlessly facetious.
The first things people usually notice about me
My permanent bitchface....now for men!

When I was younger: "Are you that kid from the Terminator movie?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My favorite author is Philip K. Dick. Message me if you're a big Dick fan. Steinbeck, Heinlein, Kafka, Bukowski, Cory Doctorow, Murakami, Ray Bradbury .....and many more! (No Kerouac for me, thanks)

It may surprise you ladies to learn that Chuck Palahniuk isn't the only guy who writes books.

Movies: I love to watch movies. I've seen near a thousand (I counted). I'll watch most any kind of movie from stupid and hilarious comedies to pretentious French art films in black and white (ever seen La Jetée?).

Music: I love The Flaming Lips. I wanna be Wayne Coyne when I grow up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to seduce girls with profile essays.
On a typical Friday night I am
Misspending my youth.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you can go a whole hour without checking your phone.