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ashrimpthatraps

30 Citrus Heights, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a grumpy old man in my 20s looking for someone to not go hiking with.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a web developer writing C# for the State.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being relentlessly facetious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My permanent bitchface....now for men!

When I was younger: "Are you that kid from the Terminator movie?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

The Flaming Lips

Tofu
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee. Just coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to seduce girls with profile essays.

What it would be like to take all the "most ____ person you'll ever meet"s from OKCupid and stick them in a cage match where they fight to the death for the title.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Misspending my youth.
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