ashrimpthatraps
30 Citrus Heights, CA
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My self-summary
I'm a grumpy old man looking for someone to not go hiking with.

Update: I have someone and we don't go hiking on a regular basis. It's wonderful.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a self-taught programmer. I work full-time as a developer at a company in Folsom while also pursing a degree in the evenings. I may finish that degree some day. Definitely before I'm 40. Maybe.
I’m really good at
Being relentlessly facetious.
The first things people usually notice about me
My permanent bitchface....now for men!

When I was younger: "Are you that kid from Terminator?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

The Flaming Lips

Tofu
The six things I could never do without
Coffee. Just coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to seduce girls with profile essays.

What it would be like to take all the "most ____ person you'll ever meet"s from OKCupid and stick them in a cage match where they fight to the death for the title.
On a typical Friday night I am
Misspending my youth.
You should message me if
Excuse me, I'm reading. Don't interrupt me unless it's important.
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