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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:34pm
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Other and it’s important
Working on University
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm wide awake and it's
I'm wide awake and it's night time, shit I must be in Omaha
I ain't the boss but I'm his illegitimate son
'cuz baby I was born to run
I took a valium and I had a vision
daddy must've been a haunted child
or Letterman was on the television

Okay hey, hi. I'm currently re-writing all this nonsense, so some of it isn't accurate anymore and most of it is song lyrics. BE WARNED
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a student, a writer of prose, a shitty poet, and a bit of a lost soul.
I'm finally starting to win my life-long battle with clinical depression and social anxiety. Working for an NPO at the moment.
Also, kicking myself for not making my username StupidSexyFlanders or ThisCharmingMander
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking coffee. cooking. writing. corny jokes. burning my hands and arms and not noticing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm about a million feet tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: House of Leaves, Dune, The Fifty Year Sword, The Rum Diary, In Our Time, At The Mountains of Madness, Beloved, The Sun Also Rises, Tender is the Night, The Road, The Sound and the Fury, Dubliners. Hemingway, Lovecraft, Fitzgerald, Ellison, Faulkner, Thompson. American Modernism. The 1920s

Movies: Cool Hand Luke, Kindergarten Cop

Television: Archer, Hockey Games, Adventure Time

Music: The Band, Tom Waits, Beirut, Bob Dylan, The Felice Brothers, the Avett Brothers, The Clash, Modest Mouse, Tallest Man on Earth, Cold War Kids, Marvin Gaye, Talking Heads, Coheed and Cambria

Food: Spanish, Thai, Southern, Kosher, Coffee. Pork belly, duck, poached eggs, carrots, kale, fried chicken, barbecue ribs, bread, popovers, kosher salt, black pepper, ginger.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses, coffee, magic cards, hot sauce, cats, and bees. COME ON PEOPLE WAKE UP AND SAVE THE BEES
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Plots for stories, interesting phrases, graffiti, butter, the future, the past, cats, William "Huey" Jensen.

Spit make a fender shine, Frankie's a friend of mine, got me off a bender after long-legged Brenda died
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?
Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!
Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!
Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!
Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!

Typically, on Friday, I'm holed up solo with my computer or a huge book, or out adventuring and smokin'. I'm boring as fuck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a competitive Magic: The Gathering player. I'm in no way, shape, or form ashamed about it.

I also don't drive, due to anxiety behind the wheel. I'm really good at septa, though.
You should message me if
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you're trying to dance to Talking Heads
if you want to talk. I'm pretty friendly once you get passed all the weird.
If you 'like'd my profile on here. It's driving me crazy that there are people who thought I was interesting, and I can't find out who they are unless I pay for this. Which I'm not going to do.