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26 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:02pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Annabelle, the dying leaves
Are dancing off of the trees
They got an easy way
Let's you and me
go dancing,too
We'll wreck our dancing shoes
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a student, a writer of prose, a shitty poet, and a bit of a lost soul.
I'm working as a barbecue cook, compiling ideas for short stories, and looking for new friends
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking coffee. cooking. writing. corny jokes. burning my hands and arms and not noticing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm about a million feet tall. I usually smell like hickory smoke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: House of Leaves, Dune, The Fifty Year Sword, The Rum Diary, In Our Time, At The Mountains of Madness, Beloved, The Sun Also Rises, Tender is the Night, The Road, The Sound and the Fury, Dubliners. Hemingway, Lovecraft, Fitzgerald, Ellison, Faulkner, Thompson. American Modernism. The 1920s

Movies: Cool Hand Luke, Kindergarten Cop

Television: Archer, Hockey Games, Adventure Time

Music: The Band, Tom Waits, Beirut, Bob Dylan, The Felice Brothers, the Avett Brothers, The Clash, Modest Mouse, Tallest Man on Earth, Cold War Kids, Marvin Gaye, Talking Heads

Food: Spanish, Thai, Southern, Kosher, Coffee. Pork belly, duck, poached eggs, carrots, kale, fried chicken, barbecue ribs, bread, popovers, kosher salt, black pepper, ginger.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses, Dutch Masters, coffee beans, Ernest Hemingway, A Pen, and arbitrary, stupid fucking lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Plots for stories, interesting phrases, graffiti, butter, the future, the past, cats, William "Huey" Jensen.

Spit make a fender shine, Frankie's a friend of mine, got me off a bender after long-legged Brenda died
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?
Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!
Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!
Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!
Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a competitive Magic: The Gathering player. I'm in no way, shape, or form ashamed about it.
You should message me if
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you're trying to dance to Talking Heads