34 Ridgewood, NY
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My self-summary
Originally from Massachusetts, but I'm NYC through and through. I cook at a pretty sweet restaurant, which takes up the majority of my time, but I always make time for a little "me time" (time). I love bars and stuff and eating and sleeping and walking around this effing city. I get pissed off a lot, but it's not my fault. I really like fire, and blood, and other stuff that's weird and gross, but that's normal.
What I’m doing with my life
cooking, sleeping, planning.
I’m really good at
sleeping, eating well, watching netflix, cooking, thinking about exercising.
The first things people usually notice about me
My third eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
hunter thompson, japanese gore flicks, porn, lynch, kubrick, jodoworsky, the walking dead, cronenburg, cat power, wu tang, pantera, depressed and/or dead male singer/songwriters, delicious and expensive anything
The six things I could never do without
Food, my bed, baseball, some sort of electronic medium for networking and staring at the interwebs, netflix on demand, parliaments
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sweating my tits off under flourescent lights, possibly burning myself, but most definitely enjoying the shit out of it. Afterwards, booze.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do not own a vibrator.
You should message me if
you want to go out and drink sazeracs, youre not afraid to drop a little dough on fancy dinner, you have tattoos, but not shitty ones, the first line of your message isnt, 'you seem pretty cool' or 'i really liked your profile'. Also, I do not want to bang you and your girlfriend/boyfriend. Kthanks.