Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Originally from Massachusetts, but I'm NYC through and through. I
cook at a pretty sweet restaurant, which takes up the majority of
my time, but I always make time for a little "me time" (time). I
love bars and stuff and eating and sleeping and walking around this
effing city. I get pissed off a lot, but it's not my fault. I
really like fire, and blood, and other stuff that's weird and
gross, but that's normal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
cooking, sleeping, planning.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sleeping, eating well, watching netflix, cooking, thinking about
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
, japanese gore flicks, porn, lynch
, the walking dead,
cronenburg, cat power, wu tang, pantera, depressed and/or dead male
singer/songwriters, delicious and expensive anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, my bed, baseball, some sort of electronic medium for
networking and staring at the interwebs, netflix on demand,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sweating my tits off under flourescent lights, possibly burning
myself, but most definitely enjoying the shit out of it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to go out and drink sazeracs, youre not afraid to drop a
little dough on fancy dinner, you have tattoos
, but not shitty ones, the first
line of your message isnt, 'you seem pretty cool' or 'i really
liked your profile'. Also, I do not want to bang you and your
Who are you looking for?
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