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askersocool

27 / F / straight / Single

Charlotte, North Carolina

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
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Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
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Religion
Christianity and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
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Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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I am great, small-wristed, and silky.

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My Self-Summary

I am a decent kid, no criminal record or STDs. I tend to move every several months because I get bored with places quickly.

What I’m doing with my life

At the moment I'm idle. I don't do that much. If I had money and motivation I would go to Law school. However, I have neither so I'm working, chilling with my homies, playing videogames (old school games because I got mad love for my Sega) and eating doritos.

I’m really good at

Looking sexy, being an asshole, dancing for quarters, reading Old English Literature (original text of Chaucer is so sexy), wearing clothing from Universities I didn't go to, checking my email all sneaky-like so no one notices when I'm at work and I'm very very good at hating every movie Meg Ryan has ever made.

The first things people usually notice about me

The long dark silky hair.. definately the hair. People often tell me "damn girl you should be in shampoo commercials." Okay, maybe they don't but they should. People usually only notice me when I'm doing something stupid or if I'm threatening them.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I read lots and lots of lots of different things. I'm not much for Stephen King, Dean Koontz - those kind of books (once you've read one, you've read them all), I don't like William Burroughs either - he's too freaky for me. I listen to everything - except Country, but lets face it that doesn't really count because country... is it really "music"? I never used to like rap, but since I started actually listening to the lyrics I'm very amused by it. Movies I watch whatever, but I have a relatively short attention span so if I get bored I'll fall asleep.

The six things I could never do without

1. SOAP - cleanliness is next to Godliness (except on my list, sorry Jesus, love you buddy but you dont make my top 6) 2. CANDY - I live off of candy. 3. GAS STATION FOOD - When I'm not eating candy, I'm eating gas station food. oooooooooh Rotating hotdog goodness. 4. FRIENDS - I need them to support me - physically (I have weak ankles) expecially Rachel, she's my sidekick... my evil sidekick. 5. the 01' Chevy - yeah the fellas always holla at me in the dented 1 and 1/2 headlight-having blue chevy. 6 LAW & ORDER - oh damn so addicted - detective Stabler... damn baby, why you so fine?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What the hell I'm doing with my life, what I'm not doing with my life, why I have no money, why I twitch every time I walk into sunlight, why I can never find a watch to fit my freakishly tiny wrists.... I think of many things.

On a typical Friday night I am

all up on some other chick's man trying to steal me a piece. . . or not, i'm most likely at home eating a tube of raw cookie dough and watching hour after hour of "Golden Girls."

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I don't get enough calcium in my diet. That and that I'm lame enough to spend 13 minutes filling this out.

You should message me if

You think you would amuse me, if you're sarcastic, if you wanna rastle, if you like tigers, if you can motivate me to go to law school, if you have money you want to give me, if you want to talk about how rockin' Rochester is, or if you think you're worthy.

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