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askewedone13

34 / M / Straight / Available

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

His Details

Last Online
Jul 14, 2011
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Self-descriptions and anything resembling prose is not particularly my forte. Very much more of an ask and answer person, as even as shy as I can be at times, I excel more in back and forth communication than something as one-sided as this.

I'm more or less addicted to music, video games, and reading in general. Although when it comes to the books, I'm most likely going to have my nose buried into something by King, and likely reading it for the third time.

I'm involved in a polyamorous relationship with UnciaRoseus, and although I can't say I'm seriously involved in an active search, I am starting to come out in an attempt to expand our family, so to speak. Looking for friends, first, and if anything comes from that, it will, if not, that's completely fine by me, as well.

I'm typically laid-back, although at the same time a bit high-strung. I don't look to make stressful situations, but if I'm in one, sometimes I find it difficult to figure out what to do to release the pressure. Usually funny when I'm not trying to be, and way cheesy when I'm actually trying to be humorous.

I am a brat, sweet, and a bit kinky

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What I’m doing with my life
Mainly working and sleeping. I'll admit to being a bit of a homebody, as the whole bar and club scenes have never done anything for me.

I do enjoy going out for dinner when I can, and when there's a movie that particularly catches my interest, watching it on the big screen. I do have a bit of a stunted social life, but given my work hours start at 7 at night and regularly keep me until 4 in the morning, there's not really all that much for me to do when the bulk of people are out and about in a social manner.

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I’m really good at
Being a wise-ass, having an odd sense of humor, and trying to make the best of any situation that arises. Pretty good at gaming, too. lol At least when I'm not forgetting the hard drive and A/V cables for my (now primary (XBox 360)) console other places.

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The first things people usually notice about me
Typically, it's some combination of my long hair and my sense of humor, as my mouth sometimes runs faster than my brain can keep up with.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books include most anything I get my hands on. Mainly Stephen King, J.K. Rowling (yes, I like Harry Potter, no, I'm not a fanatic about it), The Dune Series, and some of Heinlein's works, particularly "Time Enough For Love".

Favorite movies is hard for me. I just like, well, what I like. There's no true method to the madness here for me. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a romantic comedy, sometimes I like watching stuff blow up, sometimes gruesome death, sometimes drama, and at others something animated that tries to find a way to cram everything else I've listed into one. Also a big fan (and sponsor) of Rooster Teeth, a.k.a. the people who do Red vs Blue.

Examples include; Full Metal Jacket, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, The Matrix movies (won't put Trilogy, as I actually count The Animatrix). Just about anything from Kevin Smith, enjoy the Saw films, as well.

As far as music goes, is it not rap? Is it not country? Then I'll likely like it. This isn't to say that I hate *all* rap and country, just that I haven't found a lot that I like in either genre.

More examples; Slipknot, Static-X, Coheed & Cambria, Mudvayne, Weezer, Henry Rollins, some ICP and Twiztid, Garbage, Tool, A Perfect Circle, KMFDM, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Blue Man Group, Dethklok, DevilDriver, Flogging Molly, Fear Factory, Gorillaz, Freezepop, Interpol, "Weird" Al, Type O, NIN, Jonathan Coulton, My Chemical Romance and Mushroomhead.

And, considering this is all entertainment, going to throw my current favorite games in, as well. Addicted a bit to Diablo 2, also have Rock Band in the flavors of 2, LEGO, and The Beatles. Left 4 Dead 2 isn't exactly preparing me for the zombie apocalypse, but seems to be the best thing going right now. Also a small bit of Frequency, Amplitude, and the first two Guitar Hero games a bit. (Yes, I'm a supporter of Harmonix.)

Others: Portal 2, NFS: Hot Pursuit, Tiger '12, Dead Rising 2

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The six things I could never do without
Cuddling, music, sex, my books, kissing, and as much as she irks me from time to time, my cat.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Absolute random things. My mind will jump to thinking about work, musical lyrics that I just don't understand, how I should really hit the bookstore soon, sex, get a song stuck in my head, and if I'll be doing anything over the weekend. Not in any particular order, just what's gone through my head already as I'm waking up this afternoon.

Also, some random thoughts now appear on Twitter, ask for details. lol

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On a typical Friday night I am
At work, slaving away for profit instead of fun.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
*shrugs* Does the fact that I sometimes enjoy being taken by a woman with a strap-on count?

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22-44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You have more questions about me, think we'd click, or whatever. I'm really open to whatever messages I might receive.

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