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asnsmarty

30 Baltimore, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Korean (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a talkative, kind-hearted, and ambitious person. I want to make the most out of life, so I have been involved in some amazing things from partying with Alex Ovechkin and the Caps to riding with President Obama in his motorcade.

I love keeping up with current events and sports. I can talk to you about foreign policy one minute and why I still have faith in the Skins. I love watching sports, going to games, and watching Sportscenter. So yes, I will watch with you and not complain about it. And no, this isn't dream. :) It's ok if you don't like sports though.

I am always laughing but I also know when to be serious. I think it's important to always be happy and share good vibes because life is too short not to enjoy it with those around you. There is so much to explore in life and it is always better to have a partner-in-crime.

Also, I may live in Baltimore but I go down to DC any chance I get, so don't let my current location deter you. Besides, maybe you want to live life on the edge and escape the safe confines of the DC area and get to know the Wire. ;)

I am described as a pro-conversationalist. I love witty banter and will always keep you on your toes. Are you up for the challenge? :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am in my last year of law school and will be working for a judge in the area so entertain me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I've been told I should do stand-up comedy. Amy Schumer is my inspiration.

Watching sports and not complaining about it. Yes, you read correctly.

Making inappropriate comments in any situation.

Speaking 4 different languages in 1 sentence.

Cooking scallion crab meat omelets. Don't knock it until you try it.

Being a DC expert: tourist attractions, cool things to do, restaurants, nightlife. Feel free to ask me anything about DC if you are new to the area.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My warm demeanor
My sense of humor
My hair always falls and covers one of my eyes
My impressive sports knowledge
My quick wit and sassy personality
I don't smile in pictures but I smile a lot in-person :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Last Lecture, Princess Bride, Nicomachean Ethics, A Lesson Before Dying, Their Eyes Were Watching God, V for Vendetta, Bad Acts Guilty Minds, Something Borrowed, The Economist (not a book but a main source of reading)

Movies:
Dead Poet Society, Princess Bride, Como Agua Por Chocolate, Motorcycle Diaries, Memoirs of a Geisha, City of God, Legends of the Fall, Seven, Boondock Saints, Wedding Crashers, Love Actually, Up, Inception, Slumdog Millionaire, The Help

Shows:
The Office, Glee, Homeland, Dexter, Spartacus, 48 Hours Mystery, Grey's Anatomy, Top Chef, Eastbound and Down, New Girl, Project Runway, Iron Chef America, Hello Ladies!, House of Cards, Entourage, Game of Thrones, Blacklist, Walking Dead

Food:
Anything and everything. I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Laughter
iPhone
Sports
Internet
Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, my weekend, food, friends, and family.

Why is smiling without showing teeth considered not smiling?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home, going out to dinner, shopping, happy hours with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once told President Obama that he needed to work on his golf game because I saw what he did to his 3-wood. Yeah, that was awkward.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are smart, educated, witty, ambitious, funny, kind, and really love food. That's not too much to ask, right? :)