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asnsmarty

28 / F / Straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 8:04pm
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on law school
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Korean (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a recent Baltimore transplant from DC so I am looking for someone to explore the area with. I am returning to DC for the summer.

I am a talkative, kind-hearted, and ambitious person. I work really hard and want to make the most out of life. My biggest goal in life is to always be challenged because you only live once!

I am always laughing but I also know when to be serious. I think it's important to always be happy and share good vibes because life is too short not to enjoy it with those around you.

I love watching sports, going to games, and watching Sportscenter. So yes, I will watch with you and not complain about it. And no, this isn't a dream. Time for some summer shandy and baseball! :)

I am often described as a pro-conversationalist. I love witty banter and will always keep you on your toes. Are you up for the challenge?
What I’m doing with my life
I am trying to survive law school which means that fun is lacking right now and that's where you come in. I need to make someone laugh because I am surrounded by too many serious people.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I've been told I should do stand-up comedy. That's a compliment, right?

Organizing last-minute outings with friends.

Making inappropriate comments in any situation.

Cooking scallion crab meat omelets. Don't knock it until you try it.

Being a DC expert: tourist attractions, cool things to do, restaurants, nightlife. Feel free to ask me anything about DC if you are new to the area.
The first things people usually notice about me
My warm demeanor
My amazing sense of humor
My hair always falls and covers one of my eyes
I'm always smiling/laughing
My impressive sports knowledge
My quick wit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Last Lecture, Princess Bride, Nicomachean Ethics, A Lesson Before Dying, Their Eyes Were Watching God, V for Vendetta, Bad Acts Guilty Minds, Something Borrowed

Movies:
Dead Poet Society, Princess Bride, Como Agua Por Chocolate, Motorcycle Diaries, Memoirs of a Geisha, City of God, Legends of the Fall, Seven, Boondock Saints, Wedding Crashers, Love Actually, Up, Inception, Slumdog Millionaire, The Help

Shows:
The Office, Glee, Spartacus, 48 Hours Mystery, Grey's Anatomy, Top Chef, Eastbound and Down, New Girl, Project Runway, Iron Chef America

Food:
Anything and everything. I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Laughter
iPhone
Sports
Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, my weekend, food, friends, and family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home, going out to dinner, shopping, happy hours with friends, and as of late, drowning in case law books unfortunately. :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I partied with Ovechkin and other Caps players and had no idea who they were other than guys with no teeth who were just trying to hit on me. That made for an interesting next morning discovery.

I once told President Obama that he needed to work on his golf game because I saw what he did to his 3-wood. He just smiled. Yeah, that was awkward.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
- You are smart.
- Your idea of a great date is a day filled with sunshine and laughter.
- You are honest.
- You are a genuinely nice person.
- You don't take yourself too seriously.
- You are social.
- You like exploring the local restaurant scene.
- You love to smile.
- You love to make people laugh.
- You know who you are and what you want in life.
- You are described as a grill master.
- You are really good at Scramble or Words with Friends. I love people who have command of the English language.

That's not too much to ask, right? :)