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asnsmarty

29 F Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Korean (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a talkative, kind-hearted, and ambitious person. I want to make the most out of life, so I have been involved in some amazing things from partying with Alex Ovechkin and the Caps to riding with President Obama in his motorcade.

I love keeping up with current events and sports. I can talk to you about foreign policy one minute and why the Skins are not going to win the next Superbowl (I have come to terms with this). I love watching sports, going to games, and watching Sportscenter. So yes, I will watch with you and not complain about it. And no, this isn't dream. :)

I am always laughing but I also know when to be serious. I think it's important to always be happy and share good vibes because life is too short not to enjoy it with those around you. There is so much to explore in life and it is always better to have a partner-in-crime.

Also, I may live in Baltimore but I go down to DC any chance I get so don't let my current location deter you. Besides, maybe you want to live life on the edge and escape the safe confines of the DC area and get to know the Wire. ;)

I am described as a pro-conversationalist. I love witty banter and will always keep you on your toes. Are you up for the challenge?
What I’m doing with my life
I am trying to survive law school and figuring out how to have fun while doing it (and that's where you come in.....).
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I've been told I should do stand-up comedy. Amy Schumer is my inspiration.

Watching sports and not complaining about it. Yes, you read correctly.

Making inappropriate comments in any situation.

Speaking 4 different languages in 1 sentence.

Cooking scallion crab meat omelets. Don't knock it until you try it.

Being a DC expert: tourist attractions, cool things to do, restaurants, nightlife. Feel free to ask me anything about DC if you are new to the area.
The first things people usually notice about me
My warm demeanor
My sense of humor
My hair always falls and covers one of my eyes
My impressive sports knowledge
My quick wit and sassy personality
I don't smile in pictures but I smile a lot in-person :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Last Lecture, Princess Bride, Nicomachean Ethics, A Lesson Before Dying, Their Eyes Were Watching God, V for Vendetta, Bad Acts Guilty Minds, Something Borrowed

Movies:
Dead Poet Society, Princess Bride, Como Agua Por Chocolate, Motorcycle Diaries, Memoirs of a Geisha, City of God, Legends of the Fall, Seven, Boondock Saints, Wedding Crashers, Love Actually, Up, Inception, Slumdog Millionaire, The Help

Shows:
The Office, Glee, Homeland, Dexter, Spartacus, 48 Hours Mystery, Grey's Anatomy, Top Chef, Eastbound and Down, New Girl, Project Runway, Iron Chef America, Hello Ladies!, House of Cards, Entourage

Food:
Anything and everything. I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Laughter
iPhone
Sports
Internet
Coffee has become essential at this point in my life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, my weekend, food, friends, and family.

Why did I decide to go to law school?

Why is smiling without showing teeth automatically considered not smiling?
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home, going out to dinner, shopping, happy hours with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once told President Obama that he needed to work on his golf game because I saw what he did to his 3-wood. Yeah, that was awkward.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are smart, witty, ambitious, funny, kind, and really love food. That's not too much to ask, right? :)