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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:55am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't want to beat around the bush, so I'll just come out and say it. I'm pretty awesome. Probably the most awesome person you'll come across on this site. Although having read the complaints on some of the girls' profiles here, it seems like having a car, a job, all your teeth, and not propositioning sex in the first message gets you pretty close to the top of the heap. For the record, I always wait until the third message. And they say chivalry is dead!

Me - silly, but serious when it counts, food and cocktail enthusiast, constantly active (lifting, mixed martial arts and biking take up a lot of my week), trivia sponge, EDM lover (I go to at least one festival every year), world traveler, avid reader, and parentheses over-user (that's right.)

I’m looking for something serious. A true connection. My lobster, if you will. Someone to enjoy a perfect Sunday morning with - hanging out on the couch, getting our Netflix on after a hike or a workout, as the smell of chocolate chip banana protein pancakes and espresso fills the air. Someone to hold hands with as we get lost in the winding streets of Venice, or stroll down Champs-Élysées. Someone I can hoist up on my shoulders at Coachella during an amazing set. We can make out like drunken teenagers in the crowd once I set you down. Are you that someone?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it in every sense of the word! If life is a giant buffet, then I’m filling my plate with a small portion of everything. Even the foods that look a little scary, like escargot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making the best damn banana chocolate chip protein pancakes you've ever had.
- Lifting, brah.
- Getting cat toys out from under the couch.
- Remembering utterly useless trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to be vain and say eyes, shoulders, or arms, but I'll be realistic and say it's the chainsaw and hockey mask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food - Sushi above all else, but I love trying out new restaurants of any cuisine.

Books - 1984 is my all time favorite. I re-read it every few years, and my cat's name is Winston. Also love Lord of the Flies, Catch22, To Kill a Mockingbird, and The God Delusion. The Ocean at the End of the Lane and Never Let Me Go are a couple of recent favorites.

Movies - Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Memento, Snatch, the Matrix, the Bourne trilogy, The Room (big extra points if you've seen it and tolerated it) - your typical guy list, but I like chick flicks if they're unique and good - 500 Days of Summer, Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail, and Definitely, Maybe, are all great. I recently saw Before Sunrise/Before Sunset/Before Midnight and they may have taken the top spot(s) on my list.

TV - Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Party Down, The Wire, The Simpsons, Community, True Detective.

Music - I love trance, progressive, and electronic music - The Bingo Players, Knife Party, Hardwell, Tiesto, Armin Van Buuren, Showtek, Carnage to name a few. Love going to festivals and can't wait for the season to start. On the non-electronic side, I listen to just about anything, but have a big softspot for 80s rock and pop, and 90s dance - did someone say Ace of Base?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- An adventurous palate. I'm hard to gross out.
- My passport.
- Bar cabinet and a shaker. I like to do some amateur mixology.
- Kindle.
- Gym membership.
- Air, water, food, and OkCupid cliches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to not think so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out with friends. Sometimes it's a new bar or restaurant, sometimes it's a cooking class or wine tasting. I love being social and I'm usually the one organizing the weekend outings. If I'm not out, I'm at the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a never-nude and an anti-dentite.
You should message me if
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what you've read so far resonates with you, and if you're an active and positive person that loves to experience the world around you.

Let's end with a game. Three truths and a lie, see if you can guess the lie:

- Wasn't born on this continent.
- Spent a night in jail for a bar brawl I didn't participate in.
- Once won a strangest "talent" competition.
- Spent an entire concert on stage despite not being part of the act.