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ASNYC718

32 M Gilbert, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
I don't want to beat around the bush, so I'll just come out and say it. I'm pretty awesome. Probably the most awesome person you'll come across on this site. Although having read the complaints on some of the girls' profiles here, it seems like having a car, a job, all your teeth, and not propositioning sex in the first message gets you pretty close to the top of the heap. For the record, I always wait until the third message. And they say chivalry is dead!

Me - silly, but serious when it counts, food and cocktail enthusiast, constantly active (lifting, martial arts and running take up a lot of my week and I want to get into hiking), trivia sponge, EDM lover (I go to at least one festival every year), budding world traveler, avid reader, and parentheses over-user (that's right)

I’m looking for something serious. A true connection. My lobster, if you will. Someone to enjoy a perfect Sunday morning with - hanging out on the couch, getting our Netflix on after a hike or a workout, as the smell of chocolate chip banana protein pancakes and espresso fills the air. Someone to hold hands with as we get lost in the winding streets of Venice, or stroll down Champs-Élysées. Someone I can hoist up on my shoulders at Coachella during an amazing set. We can make out like drunken teenagers in the crowd once I set you down. Are you that someone?
What I’m doing with my life
Living it in every sense of the word! If life is a giant buffet, then I’m filling my plate with a small portion of everything. Even the foods that look a little scary, like escargot.
I’m really good at
- Making the best damn banana chocolate chip protein pancakes you've ever had.
- Lifting, brah.
- Getting cat toys out from under the couch.
- Remembering utterly useless trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I want to be vain and say eyes, shoulders, or arms, but I'll be realistic and say it's the chainsaw and hockey mask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food - Sushi above all else, but I love trying out new restaurants of any cuisine.

Books - 1984 is my all time favorite. I re-read it every few years, and my cat's name is Winston. Also love Lord of the Flies, Catch22, To Kill a Mockingbird, and The God Delusion. The Ocean at the End of the Lane and Never Let Me Go are a couple of recent favorites.

Movies - Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Memento, Snatch, the Matrix, the Bourne trilogy - your typical guy list, but I like chick flicks if they're unique and good - 500 Days of Summer, Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail, and Definitely, Maybe, are all great.

TV - Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Party Down, The Wire, The Simpsons, Community, True Detective.

Music - I love trance, progressive, and electronic music - The Bingo Players, Knife Party, Hardwell, Tiesto, Armin Van Buuren, Showtek, Carnage to name a few. Love going to festivals and can't wait for the season to start. On the non-electronic side, I listen to just about anything, but have a big softspot for 80s rock and pop, and 90s dance - did someone say Ace of Base?
The six things I could never do without
- An adventurous palate. I'm hard to gross out.
- My passport.
- Bar cabinet and a shaker. I like to do some amateur mixology.
- Kindle.
- Gym membership.
- Air, water, food, and OkCupid cliches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to not think so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out with friends. Sometimes it's a new bar or restaurant, sometimes it's a cooking class or wine tasting. I love being social and I'm usually the one organizing the weekend outings. If I'm not out, I'm at the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a never-nude and an anti-dentite.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
what you've read so far resonates with you, and if you're an active and positive person that loves to experience the world around you.

Let's end with a game. Three truths and a lie, see if you can guess the lie:

- Wasn't born on this continent.
- Have been in all 50 states.
- Once won a strangest "talent" competition.
- Spent an entire concert at the front of the stage despite not being part of the act.