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aspenm

27 M Harrison, AR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++, Esperanto (Poorly), Sign Language

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My self-summary
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Small-time gonzo photojournalist, part-time office lady, full-time student of life. Digital nomad. Psychonaut. Sex-positive. Southpaw. I want it all.

I love conversation in all its forms - verbal, visual, kinesthetic, musical, tactile, emotional, physical, sexual, spiritual. Discourse is my way. Let's talk.
What I’m doing with my life
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The most good for the most number. My goal in life is to help someone every day. I'm currently exploring social work & peace and conflict studies, with a dash of media studies, philosophy, anthropology, and biology to taste.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to people, getting to know what makes them tick.

Taking naps. My very mild superpower is sleeping anywhere, anytime. Extreme sleeping.

High-fives at inappropriate moments. The things you learn from the tv. Bonus points if you know the reference. Okay, it's old school Late Night. As in the good one, not that shithouse Jimmy Fallon number.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Long, lustrous locks.

Wayfarers.

Tattoos.

Marty McFly's calculator watch.

Cheeky, wry, scathing, smiling.

Salty speech and generalized irreverence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My current favorite book is Charles Stross' Glasshouse. I am fascinated with future sexuality and post-singularity culture. His treatment of the present as an idiosyncratic and anachronistic past is at once familiar and strange.

As for nonfiction, I'm fond of Richard Rorty's Philosophy and Social Hope. I'm a pragmatist at heart.

Read: Calvin and Hobbes, Choose Your Own Adventure, The End of Faith, The Giver, The Reader, The Singularity Is Near

My favorite movie is Park Chan-wook's Oldboy. Wes Anderson's The Royal Tenebaums and David Fincher's Fight Club are tied for a close second. Notable documentaries include Good Copy Bad Copy and Gary Hustwit's Helvetica and Objectified. I recently watched I Am Love - I'm in love with that film. Friday Night Lights gets special mention here. I'm from the South, and this damn show hits close to home.

Watch: Akira, Back to the Future, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Ghost in the Shell, Indiana Jones, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Napoleon Dynamite, Pirates of the Caribbean, Primer, Star Wars (IV-VI), The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, The Princess Bride, There Will Be Blood, Tommy Boy

TV: Battlestar Galactica (reboot), Cowboy Bebop, Curb Your Enthusiasm, FLCL, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Mobile Suit Gundam Wing, Haibane Renmei, Home Movies, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Seinfeld, Serial Experiments Lain, Star Trek, Trailer Park Boys

I love music. I am hard pressed to find something I find no redeeming qualities about. Frequenter of renegades and underground parties. Lately on an EDM kick. Anything danceable rocks.

I'm especially fond of the upbeat jazz of Yoko Kanno, electronica of Four Tet, and math rock of Minus the Bear. My favorite song of all time is Where Is My Mind? by Pixies.

Hear: Arcade Fire, Auto-Tune the News, Brand New, Death Cab for Cutie, Motion City Soundtrack, Nobuo Uematsu, Sun Kil Moon, The Anniversary, The Beatles, The Pillows, The Seatbelts, The White Stripes, Yasunori Mitsuda, Yo La Tengo

I can eat. A lot. My mom suspects I have a hollow leg. Indian, Mexican, and Japanese food are among my favorites. I love hot stuff - the spice must flow!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wandering our Earth on journeys of peace and exploration.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My (single) mother taught me errthang; i know.

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@aspenmayer
I'm on a boat.

I live openly. Just ask.

I fought the Law, and the Law let me off with a warning. I'm going to go ahead and claim that as a moral victory.

In reverse alphabetical order, my kaleidoscopic relationship preferences: poly/open/mono. Plot your x and I'll tell you y. Hot on the trail of a primary culture jamming partner in thoughtcrime. Looking, available.

I lean more towards "friends with benefits" than "walk of shame" in matters of casual sex. I have no shame; furthermore, I value continuity.

All my answers are public.

Redditor, ent, reformed /b/tard, twit.

I know the Konami code but have philosophical objections to its use.

Why yes, Aspen is my real name.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You're reading this right now... even if you clicked through to the photos first.

You have Skyrim & will let me watch you play.

You actually want to meet in person.

You're not a creep. Or you are. You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

You like the cut of my jib.

You're 420 friendly.

You love Bill Murray.

You wanna gift me a mating pair of knockout mice.

You want to go on an adventure in the city.

You'll dread my hurr for to pass on the tradition.

You're lovely.

You can offer me a job, contract, visa, citizenship, and/or diplomatic immunity.

You have something to say.