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44 Asheboro, NC Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:27pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some things about me:
I have pretty eclectic tastes in music depending on my mood, the time of day, or how well things are going. I enjoy rap while taking a morning run, pop music when I'm in a good mood, and heavy metal when driving in bumper to bumper traffic or fleeing a crime scene. I'll go see pretty much any band.

I used to hate going for a run. Now I just have a seething loathing for it.

I'm a voracious reader. I'll give any book 70 pages to interest me. After that though, it's on its own.

Two very true and extremely truncated stories about myself:

I was once locked in a steel box with a man carrying a loaded pistol, then dropped into the Pacific ocean.

When I was 9, I 'accidentally' streaked naked in front of two female missionaries.

About you:
Must be breathing (non-negotiable)
Must not be in a coma! This is also non-negotiable. Believe me when I say, it's very disturbing for everybody when the relationship starts to get serious.
Loves to laugh and will humor me when I think I'm funny. I will gladly reciprocate.
Is well-read and intellectually curious about the world.
Physically active.
Likes to veg out on the couch and watch mindless action or rom-com movie, watch a pray in the park, or go out to a pub and listen to extremely loud, extremely bad bands.

Of course, there is much more to us than these lists and profile essays but they are great conversation starters. I'd love to continue the conversation about this over coffee, or wine, or a beer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a school psychologist for a small school system. I would love to say I'm learning the guitar, but really, it just sits in the corner, silently judging me. Otherwise, I spend time with my kids, hanging out at bonfires with my friends, thinking up new lunch ideas, and reading.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting people at ease. Awkwardly trying to tell a joke that completely falls flat. I'm AWESOME at killing zombies, home improvement projects, and ummm... Breathing?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea. It's not like I go up to total strangers and say, "Quick! What's the first thing you notice about me!" I'd probably get a response like, "You dance funny when tazered."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything by Neal Stephenson. Chuck Palahniuk, Bill Bryson, Neil Gaiman.
Bands I'm listening to right now: Queens of the Stone Age, Band of Horses, AWOLnation, and pretty much whatever else pops up on shuffle.
In the past, the TV shows I really enjoyed were Lost and Battlestar Galactica. TV shows I watch now... Ummm don't watch a whole lot of TV right now.
Movies: Inception, Primer, Cabin in the Woods...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
1. Air.
2. Clothes (I've tried doing without, but it just ended up with a lot of screaming and crying while at the public pool.)
3. My kids
4. Reliable transportation?
5. Clean water?
6. Not being eaten by a shark... (When this response is combined with the prompt ’6 Things I could never do without', there are three negatives! I have no idea if I'm saying: 'I could always do without being eaten by a shark.' Or am I saying, 'I couldn't do without being eaten by a shark.' This question haunts me in my dreams.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for lunch? Dinner?

How did the Tea Party get so much power?

Do I take a right or left at the corner? Straight? Should I ask that sketchy-looking hobo for directions? Is that a gun he's holding?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my kids or hanging out with my friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm still just a little afraid to look under my bed when its dark out and the lights are off in the room. I firmly believe that if the monsters (AKA: Jason Vorhees, the guy with the chainsaw, veloceraptors...) don't think you see them, they can't see you. And if you pretend to be sleeping, they will wait patiently till you wake up. So the trick is to pretend to be sleeping till either mommy comes in or sunrise when they have to scurry away.
You should message me if
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... You are fun, intellectually curious about the world around you, mentally and spiritually healthy, conversationally adept, and confident in who you are and what you want in life. I'd love to meet you.

Or, you know, still have a pulse.