Right off the top - I'm NOT here for threesomes, one night stands, friends with benefits, marriage + kids + white picket fence. I'm here to merely find someone who proudly says about me, "Damn right, that's my f^&%$ing girlfriend." If you're not ready for a relationship or not here to talk about a similar area of interest we both share in terms of hobbies, AKA you just look at my photos and think I'm an easy score, then please don't bother. I am not a slut, but I am also not a prude - you get to enjoy it to the full extent ONLY if you're willing to commit to me.

What you see/read on this profile is what you get - I don't know how to photoshop or sugar coat things. I'm a full time employed and ambitious person with apparently okay looks who is not a slut or addicted to controlled substances, which should make me a catch. If you can't take a joke or you don't enjoy my loud personality, then we don't need to start or continue any conversations. Don't troll me for sex or threesomes or you'll get cussed out. I'm allergic to cigarette smoke and asthmatic, so that area gets a little iffy.

I'm short, curvy, loud, corny, goal oriented, ambitious, supposedly a "hottie" and "cute," and a bit of a grammar/spelling snob. I have a terrible memory and am constantly in the midst of a bad hair day. I can socially drink or do other alike activities, but I don't like to party and I don't want to be with someone who smokes cigs, as I'm allergic and asthmatic. I dance badly, sing loudly, and do so without shame. I love physical stuff (batting cages, gun ranges, riding bikes, trying new things), but also have a girly side (thrifting, doing my nails, giving myself facials, getting massages).

I am a HUGE fan of and fan page administrator for "Destination Truth" on Syfy, including it's host Josh Gates & his awesome crew, as well as being a Little Monster (AKA Lady Gaga fan). I WILL NOT force my interests on you whether you're my friend or significant other in order to communicate with me, but DO NOT insult my fandoms or the fact that I run fan sites in my free time. Quick way to upset me. If you can't say anything nice about my interests, then move along 'cause there's nothing to see here.

I have a full time job and I do stuff with fan sites and BlogTalkRadio in my spare time. I am working on a few short films, attempting to write book and trying to develop a creative career.

I'm handy with a lot of things, but you decide, once you get to meet and talk to me. otherwise, I guess I can tell you I'm great with film editing, writing, taking care of people & cooking.

If one is more accustomed to noticing physical features, they notice that I am rather short, curvy, have freckles and dress eclectically. If one is more attracted to matters of personality, they notice that I am high volume, spirited, I speak my mind, and I'm either very hyper or off in my thoughts.

Movies (there's lots of 'em): Saving Face, Mean Girls, Secretary, Shattered Glass, Prozac Nation, Jingle all the Way, 10 Things I Hate About You, Flight of the Navigator, In & Out, Uncle Buck, V for Vendetta, Shut Up and Sing, Bobby, Georgia Rule, Cloverfield, Blues Brothers, Almost Famous, Down to You, Supersize Me, Closer, The Dark Knight, Transformers, Knocked Up, Ed TV, Duets, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Hook, Jackass the Movie, Love Actually, Batman and Robin, The Holiday, American Beauty, Stonebrooke, The First Wives Club, the Resident Evil Series, Moulin Rouge, The South Park Movie, Elizabethtown, To Kill a Mockingbird, My Best Friend's Girl, Psycho, Good Will Hunting, Sucker Punch, Paul, Super Size Me, The Proposal, Definitely Maybe

Books: White Oleander, Animal Farm, Annie on my Mind, Fight Club, the Beebo Brinker Chronicles, Wit, The Survivor's Guide to Travel, Brain Droppings, Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z

Music: t.A.T.u., Porcelain and the Tramps or I guess she's Porcelain Black now, Joseph Arthur, Linkin Park, Imogen Heap, Hans Zimmer, Black Lab, Vertical Horizon, Liam Sullivan, Coldplay, Flyleaf, Kanye West, Paramore, James Newton Howard, Kanye West, Blue Man Group, Owl City, Lady Gaga, Blink 182, Nicki Minaj

Food: I love food, but I really refuse to eat fish, even if it's cooked. Some sort of mental block. I love breakfast foods, desserts, pasta dishes, rice dishes, and veggies. I eat meat from time to time, but I try to avoid it, for the most part. Please, no lesbian jokes about the meat and the fish. Thanks.

Favorite Comedians: Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Bob Saget, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Joel McHale, Liam Sullivan, Jeff Dunham, Dave Chapelle, the Kids in the Hall troupe, Dave Attell, Will Ferrell, Chris Farley, Katt Williams, Tom Green, Aisha Tyler, Kevin James, Dane Cook

Favorite TV Shows: The Soup, Destination Truth, True Life, Daria, 3 South, Family Guy, Oblongs, The Osbournes, The L Word, Airline, Fear, Scariest Places on Earth, Space Ghost, The Simpsons, Taking the Stage, Parking Wars, Man Vs. Food, DJ AM: Gone Too Far, Ghost Adventures, Ghost Hunters, Ghost Hunters International

other than the basic crap like air, water, food, etc.

1) a comfy bed to sleep in or sleep in general
2) a backpack/oversized bag to basically carry my life in, complete with "The Survivor's Guide to Travel"
3) people who care about me and don't use/abuse me
4) my electronics
5) entertainment (YouTube, Cable TV, music, random crazy people)
6) begrudgingly, my car

*mind wanders* ...I'm sorry, what? oh, one thing I think about is if IKEA were a person and not a company/store, I would marry it. they can cook AND decorate on a budget? my kinda lover. oh, and how come EVERYONE I come across always has the same story - "you're attractive, but I'm just coming out of a relationship and wants to be friends, for now"?

I usually see my friends, try to finish up whatever work I'm doing on my doc or otherwise, play the TV in the background, then get some much needed sleep. exciting, eh?

I want to be in love with someone who loves me back...oh what, did I shock you with my departure from brute honesty to blind optimism? Am I suddenly less cool to you? Well f*ck you, then. Anyway, those two thoughts are occupying most of my mind these days. Oh and when I'm exhausted and ready to fall asleep, all I can think about is how much I just want another person next to me. I'm a very solitary person and I like my independence, but the times before I lay my head down at night are when I realize how lonely it can get. Oh, and I like grand romantic gestures once in a while and I'm tired of being the only one to do it all the time for other people. I'm a GIRL. We like that stuff?

you want to. and you're genuinely looking for a relationship. I don't need any more "friends" and I don't need a fuck buddy. what can I say? if you message me with noble intentions, or at least not with the sole intention of thinking you'll score with me, and you don't bore the ba-Jesus out of me, you'll do fine. you act like a pecker, you will be regarded as such.

NOTE: if you are over the age of 40, please do not bother. you will be swiftly blocked. no offense, but after that point, the age difference is bordering mom/dad age and freaks me out. thanks.