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assafbarya

35 M Tel Aviv, Israel

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You write so well dammit!

I'd like to think of myself as a guy with simple taste. Girls with too much make up make me uncomfortable. So do men with aftershave, fancy suits, too-strong handshake and businessmen jokes.

I feel the best either on the beach, playing matkot or surfing, or in some nightclub, dancing to cheap house music, or doing that in a wedding. Thinking about it, some of the best parties I've been to lately have been weddings.I like vibrant people. I like new ideas and people that make me think of things differently. I like to laugh a lot.

לא ידעתי שמותר בעברית!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently in the middle of my biggest attempt so far of becoming "a serious man". Any bets on how long will that last?

I rent an apartment in Tel-Aviv, and trying to enjoy what it has to offer. I enjoy sports and spending time with friends that I like.
I'm looking for love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
It's a shame they don't put here a category "things I'm not that good at - but still do". There I'd put Basketball, Football, Surfing, Playing the guitar and perhaps dancing too. My modest
talent in those fields doesn't stop me from enjoying them.

I'm really good at playing "matkot", teaching and understanding some but not all people

Finding parking spots in Tel aviv, and parking there. Compiling exquisite makeout playlists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got 6 fingers on my right hand
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
That's the place where I'm walking the thin line of passing the impression that I have a rich inner world, while not exhausting you with endless lists?

I really like Yehudit Katzir. Her books make me feel. Salinger and Kapote. These guys can write, damnit. I like the feeling of America that I get from their books.

I like Wes Anderson a lot. His visual language is amazing, and there's this feeling that a cool unexpected thing is about to happen any minute, in his movies. I also liked "Lost in Translation" a lot. Oh, and Avatar blew my mind. How lame is that?

I feel obliged to mention that it appear that I like Lars Von Trier. Melancholia and Nymphomaniac are awesome. On the same note - a few depressing but great movies that I saw lately are: Detachment, Shame and Under the Skin. And for the final goofy touch: Guardians of the Galaxy is huge fun. I loved Chris Pratt on Parks and Recreation, and he's doing the exact same role here, only that he's saving the galaxy. Awesome.

If they're your favorite directors, you should know that their last name is Coen, not Cohen

OK check this out:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/completely-unexplainable-russian-dating-site-pictures

I like dogs a lot. I'm a clear dog person. Is that the place to mention it?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
קוצץ ציפרניים
סירופ פריגת דיאט אשכוליות
לחלום
לרקום
לפרום
לחלום

מסתבר שזה דורש פרוש:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfku3ajmaas

AND my light saber. How could I have forgotten that...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can I ever be with someone who answered "A couple times a week" to "How frequently do you bathe?
Can I be with someone for whom this question is "a little important"?
Can I tell by looking at someone's picture if ill get along with her family? or will I ger into endless political agruments with her sister?
How bad do my neighbours like that bananna album of the velvet underground, that they play it so loud on a saturday afternoon?

Is there a pinkish hue?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16nYW1T0Wbs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let me give you the day:
I start it with Football. Then, when I'm all broken, I eat Hummus with my friends, then we stop for ice cream and/or coffee and discuss misc issues. Later we go for an evening dip in the beach, and then dinner, either with family or friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Last "yom kipur" I was going over your favorite movies lists, looking for good movies to watch.

Prior to joining this site I did not know what "Procrastination" means (think you're so original for using it? Well, think again. Sorry for the sarcasm).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm not gonna be too picky about it, but I guess it'd be nice if
you've had a serious relationship in the past and you're a
positive, friendly person that likes being in love. The neurotics,
over-analyzers and the self-aware are also most welcome.