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35 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:15am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Im opinionated. I'm outspoken. I often contradict myself. I think Im way smarter than I actually am. I hate phones, computers, and kindles. I like print, with words on actual paper. I love the smell of books and baseball gloves. I like to play outside. I'm huge with the 9 and under crowd. I watch black and white movies, English football, and Star Trek. I love space, and if I could add, I'd be an astrophysicist. I hang on every word Brian Williams says. I read comic books like a champ. I have 4 guitars, a keyboard, and a harmonica, and I suck at all of them. Indiana is my favorite state in the Union. I can't sleep in an unmade bed. I like loud rock concerts and quiet jazz clubs. I love going to the ballet, and Im straight. Crowds give me anxiety attacks. I laugh in the face of narrative structure.
What I’m doing with my life
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Daydreaming. Doing the audition hustle. Watching a lot of movies. Working with kids. Exploring. Getting lost. Finding my way back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making mistakes. Injuring myself. Knocking things over. Allowing kindergarteners to use me as a jungle gym. Cleaning up your apartment, even if you don't want me to. Not learning French. Analyzing superman movies. Spending money I don't have. Getting rejected by casting directors and not giving a fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My totally intentional resemblance to Clark Kent. Or Freddie Mercury, when I grow a moustache (unintentional).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything about American history, and whatever the New York Times Book Review tells me to read. Notables: The Outsiders, the Late Shift, the Late Night Wars, Team of Rivals, Dream Boogie, The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, Accidental Genius, Hollywood Kryptonite, Native Son, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, To Kill A Mockingbird, It's A Good Life If You Don't Weaken, The Shining, In God We Trust - All Others Pay Cash.

Movies: Stand By Me, The Outsiders, Field of Dreams, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Christmas Story, Godfather, Shaft, Le Doulos, Hunger, The Sting, Its A Wonderful Life, Hoosiers, Rocky, Jaws, In the Heat of the Night, Malcolm X, Young Frankentstein, Red Beard, Out Of the Past, Ghostbusters, Uncle Buck, Major League, Superman, Karate Kid, Goodfellas, Henry V (Branaugh version)

Shows: Pretty much every late night talk show, Comedy Central Presents, Sanford and Son, Taxi, Cosby Show, Seinfeld, Twilight Zone, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Charlie Rose, Freaks and Geeks, Star Trek, Leave It To Beaver, the Adventures of Superman, and the OC ( I got so caught up, I used to dream I was a character in Newport. But that's a conversation for another time).

Music: The National, the Album Leaf, Explosions In the Sky, Beach House, Neko Case, Jeff Buckley, Rilo Kiley, The Replacements, Iron and Wine, M. Ward, Cocteau Twins, and a hundred other sad bastard bands that all the cool kids listen to. Sam Cooke, The Drifters, Shuggie Otis, Marvin Gaye, Donny Hathaway, Coltrane, Miles, Keith Jarrett, Vince Guaraldi, Frank Sinatra, Harry Connick, Buble, Tom Waits, Genesis, Skynyrd, Hank Williams, A Tribe Called Quest, the Roots, Nas, Gang Starr, De La Soul - to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
WTF w/ Marc Maron
A dictionary
Friday night extended museum hours
Film noir/B Sci Fi movies from the 50s
Stage floorboards
My English football addiction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What life would've been like if I had stayed in grad school. Pretending to be other people in front of strangers. Stand up comedy sets. Making movies. Getting back on stage as soon as possible after stepping off. Playing outside.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any of the free museum hours in the city. If not, I'm acting in, rehearsing for, or watching a play/movie. Sometimes I'm elbowing nerds at Midtown Comics out of the way so I can get to MY comic books. Or, I can be sitting outside of Grant's Tomb or the Natural History Museum, while meditating on my existence, and hoping nobody robs me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I stayed back my senior year in high school for a girl. Voluntarily. The absolute dumbest thing I've ever done.
You should message me if
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Percentages don't mean shit. If youre fun, and you can make me laugh, that's a match. It helps if you're a bit of a weirdo and a little nutty. And definitely only write if you're genuinely interested. If you're the type to suddenly cut off a conversation and never be heard from again, then let's save ourselves the trouble.