Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know what's hard? Making new friends. That's why I find dating
sites a little funny. Making out with people is easy. You go to a
bar (or coffee place, or park, or petting zoo...) and say some
things to a person you think is hot and sometimes they let you put
your mouth on their mouth.
Making friends, though, that's way harder. You can't just pop into
someone else's conversation about hugging every cat and be like
"THAT IS ALSO MY LIFE GOAL." Well, probably you can. Probably I'm
just not as good at it as people who are less awkward than me. But
whatever, that's not the point.
The point is this: young adults--we're all pretty good at getting
laid. What we suck at is making friends. College forces us
together, then we all move away and have to start over again
I guess what I'm trying to say is... can I seamlessly friendzone
you at this point in our relationship to avoid any awkwardness
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Semi-pro recreational nudity.
Professional candy bowl filler.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Let's be honest here. My life skills are basically consumption
(both literally in the "wine" sense, and figuratively in the
"unabashed capitalism" sense), production (cookies, body heat), and
I have a creepy good memory for things people say, but can't
remember names or faces.
Sometimes when I meow at my cat she meows back.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Saying you don't know how to answer this question is the "Hello
world" of profiles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Russian lit, Post-modern philosophy, Plath, Eliot, Sexton. I
have a deep and abiding love for my Kindle.
Movies: American Beauty, Exit through the Gift Shop, and Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind if I’m being impressive. Clueless, 10
Things I Hate About You, and Mean Girls if I’m not.
Shows: British panel shows, particularly QI and 8 out of 10
Music: Sad hipster music.
Food: Yes, please. High brow, low brow, as long as it’s delicious
and preferably served with wine. Also, I can cook and I am never
bashful with butter.
Webcomics: xkcd, qwantz, qc, wondermark, dr. cat, oglaf (nsfw),
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
North America, South America, Asia, Africa, Australia, and
Antarctica can go fuck itself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to make for dinner. Is butter a carb? How to most efficiently
turn regular life activities into drinking games. Can you put that
in a cookie? What material object I absolutely cannot do without
next. How much leg is too much leg at work? How soon until I can
see my cat again. Can I nap under that? But seriously, though, I
miss my cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making mischief. Causing mayhem. Reading books?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My personal ideal of physical beauty really just involves me
looking more like Zooey Deschanel.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to take up swing, know of a good wine-tasting, or want to
take in any of the city's incredible burlesque shows. I will also
accept friendship applications from people needing shopping
buddies, drinking buddies, and eating out too much buddies. If
you're just in it for my cookies I forgive you, they're damn good.
Who are you looking for?
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