Making friends, though, that's way harder. You can't just pop into someone else's conversation about hugging every cat and be like "THAT IS ALSO MY LIFE GOAL." Well, probably you can. Probably I'm just not as good at it as people who are less awkward than me. But whatever, that's not the point.
The point is this: young adults--we're all pretty good at getting laid. What we suck at is making friends. College forces us together, then we all move away and have to start over again alone.
I guess what I'm trying to say is... can I seamlessly friendzone you at this point in our relationship to avoid any awkwardness later?