I know what you're thinking; An obese single mother with TWO kids?? Where do I sign up?

Am I right?

Allow me to try to sell myself, as these things are meant to do, and outline why I am actually quite awesome (well, no, maybe not AWESOME, but a bit of all right at the least?)

I use proper grammar
I love 90s nostalgia
My kids are delightfully funny and all around AWESOME
I like sports AND video games
I laugh at inappropriate humor
Far from a neophobe, I love trying new things
I am not a typical, clingy woman, nor am I proud or boastful in my independence
I laugh when I'm nervous
I can't dance but I like to try, if only to get some laughs
British humor = love
I don't feel like life is done with me yet

Working and being a mom for now, and planning on going back to school. Finding the fun and humor in life as much as possible. I've learned that the greatest joy of having kids is having an excuse to, in a sense, be a kid once more.

Being a mom, or at least I hope I'm pretty good at it! It's the biggest responsibility I've ever undertaken. I also think I'm pretty good at helping people and giving advice. I love photography, even if I'm not good at it.

I'm short as hell. You know what is cool? Being 5' 2" when no one else in your family is under 5' 6". Yeah, that's fun...

Books: The Age of Reason, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1984

Movies: Harold and Maude, Trainspotting

Music: The Beatles, Neil Young, Van Morrison, Greenday, Eminem

My girls, music, books, Coke, my camera and laptop

I know the typical answer is "my future", and I hate to cop out, but it's all I can think of!

Probably just relaxing at home on the internets. When my girls are at their dad's I usually go out with my sister and her husband (third wheel much?) but not into the bar or club scene.

I am enjoying the current trend of late 80's-early 90's clothes making a comeback, though from a distance. Me, wearing stirrup pants again? No thanks.

Well, if you're not put off by my kids, that's the most important thing. I think perhps someone WITH kids would be an even better match for me but it's not a "requirement". Drop me a line. Nothing wrong with at least making some friends, right?