astropants
27 Olympia, WA
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My self-summary
I'm a hot 20-year-old woman who really likes boots. I am looking for a man who wears hot boots who will worship me sexually. And buy me boots. (Man, what's with all these dudes offering me vinyl and canvas crap? I'm not interested if it didn't come off an animal, kids.)

Neckbeards need not apply.

I am easy, broke, and lustytimes
What I’m doing with my life
I'm making a profile on OKCupid. What makes you think that I or anyone else on this site is doing something with life?
I’m really good at
Typing with my breasts. Because I have no hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well what did YOU notice, dude?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No, I seriously can't afford good boots.
You should message me if
- You're a beautiful alternative boy or girl
- Who wears amazing boots
- And wants to buy me some
- And is in a band
- And doesn't mind being tied up
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