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29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Graduated from Arizona State with a degree in business and psychology. Moved to Westchester county 2 years ago to start a business and live the dream.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own a sales and marketing business that I am very focused on. My goal is to build it to a point of autonomy and residual income so I can travel the world and create an obnoxiously lavish lifestyle for my family and friends. I want the financial freedom to focus on my passion projects, like writing a comedic screenplay, or starting a new business. My long term goal is to be a motivational speaker or stand up comedian by 45. I will accept either path because I will find a way to incorporate both of my passions into it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Motivating and inspiring others
Coaching/managing people
Quips and one liners
Joking around
Hand eye coordination
Being clumsy with cat like reflexes
Raising just one eyebrow
Reading facial expressions and body language
Asking why?
Sarcasm and witticism
Smiling and being positive
Learning new things
Being random and spontaneous
Picking things up with my toes
Telling stories that build impulse and suspense
Situational/observational comedy
Having a trimmed beard
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is my sense of humor, my personality, and my dimple
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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It's Always Sunny(if you dont find that shows humor funny then you wouldnt like my sense of humor, and im sorry, but I will probably question your understanding what "humor" is) Southpark, Spartacus, Colbert Report, Archer, Game of Thrones, the Office, Entourage, Californication, Breaking Bad, bitch! almost anything on the discovery channel, and Zoolander

I like brain food. Like fish, and books. All books John C. Maxwell, Tucker Max, Malcolm Gladwell, all novels by Preston & Child, the Greatest Salesman in the World, Harry Potter, I read a lot of self help/motivational books to get new ideas for my business and growing up I read the Catcher in the Rye and Siddhartha every summer for 5 years because I've always gotten something new from them every time I pick them up. Just finished the first Game of Thrones book, loved it. I love books on psychology, NLP, philosophy, mind expansion, spirituality and enlightenment. If you know any, please recommend. Everytime I see someone in public reading, I must ask them the book, if they like it and what they would recommend. If they escape without that conversation then my day is lost hah
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone
Spontaneous adventures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My goals, my business, witty one liners, new ways to motivate and inspire my sales team, observational and situational comedy, lucid dreaming, ridiculiously improbable but life altering what if scenarios, traveling, ways to achieve higher states of being, Japan, meeting like minded people, expanding my comfort zones and my mind. Oh, and all things erotic
You should message me if
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Your interested in any or all of the above, or you would be a great partner in crime. I've seen a lot of women comment on men knowing the difference between your and you're; there, they're and their. I'd be impressed in seeing the difference between then and than in the right context. Yeah, that's right. If you've ever listened to sum 41 "no brains" acoustic version and you hit repeat.