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24 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I've realized my life would be a lot more fun if it had a soundtrack to accompany it, mostly because I need music to come on after all of my bad references to end the awkward.

Between my beard, my vinyl collection, and my caffeine addiction, I've become a certified hipster wannabe! My laminate featuring Neutral Milk Hotel will be coming in the next 7-10 business days.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently meandering through the mess known as 'post-grad.' I currently work as a counselor at group homes for people with pervasive developmental disorders and I love it. It makes me sound great on paper. I'm hoping to at some point continue my psych education with graduate school, so I can make the therapist dream happen. But for now I just listen a lot, whether that be to other people or music. Oh, and I'm training for a marathon.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my eyebrows or my my beard. Regardless it's hair on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A supposedly fun thing I'll never do again, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, The Stranger, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series, Anything by Christopher Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, or Camus.
Currently reading: 1Q84

Movies: The Cornetto Trilogy (Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End), Birdman, American History X, Rush, Tucker and Dale Vs Evil, Pan's Labyrinth, Pacific Rim, Inglorious Basterds, Short Term 12, Tusk

Shows: Adventure Time, Rick and Morty, Brooklyn 99, Bojack Horseman, Futurama, Community, Archer, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, The Venture Bros, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Masters of Sex
Currently: Twin Peaks

Music: The Dismemberment Plan, The Antlers, Pink Floyd, Grimes, Chance the Rapper, Death Grips, Die Mannequin, My Chemical Romance, Crystal Castles, The Mars Volta, Death From Above 1979, Neutral Milk Hotel, Have a Nice Life

I'll really eat anything but seriously pizza is always awesome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, a pillow, speakers, philosophical rambling, books, and a lighter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on my for fun reading, listening to music, or rewatching Hot Fuzz
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Alright, this question has always bothered me. If something is private, that means it is defined as "intended for or restricted to the use of a particular person, group, or class," so therefore admitting it would remove that restriction and make it no longer private. A more fitting word for what I believe their aim to be would be something more like 'personal,' so in that case; I have seen Scott pilgrim vs the world enough to quote it from memory.
You should message me if
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You don't mind obnoxious amounts of references.

You wanna exchange tumblrs. Yes I'm serious.

You're a fan of beards.

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