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asweirdasyouare

24 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:31pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've realized my life would be a lot more fun if it had a soundtrack to accompany it, mostly because I need music to come on after all of my bad references to end the awkward.

I'm in an open relationship with this lovely person, who I also live with. If that's not cool with you, we probably won't get along.

Between my beard, my vinyl collection, and my caffeine addiction, I've become a certified hipster wannabe! My laminate featuring Neutral Milk Hotel will be coming in the next 7-10 business days.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently meandering through the mess known as 'post-grad.' I PCA and recently got a promotion to a home primarily for boys with ASD. I'm hoping to at some point continue my psych education with graduate school, so I can make the therapist dream happen. But for now I just listen a lot, whether that be to other people or music. Oh, and I'm training for a marathon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating oreos and eating pussy, and in that order.

also making really cheesy and obscure references to things like Bo Burnham's "What.", apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my eyebrows or my my beard. Regardless it's hair on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, The Stranger, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series, Anything by Christopher Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, or Camus. Currently reading: A Happy Death by Camus

Movies: The Cornetto Trilogy (Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End), American History X, Rush, Tucker and Dale Vs Evil, Pan's Labyrinth, Pacific Rim, Inglorious Basterds, 50/50

Shows: Adventure Time, Community, Archer, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, The Venture Bros, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Masters of Sex

Music: The Dismemberment Plan, The Antlers, Pink Floyd, Grimes, Die Mannequin, My Chemical Romance, Die Antwoord, The Mars Volta, Death From Above 1979, Neutral Milk Hotel, Have a Nice Life

I'll really eat anything but seriously pizza is always awesome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, a pillow, speakers, philosophical rambling, books, and a lighter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
meta-cognition?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on my for fun reading, listening to music, or rewatching Hot Fuzz.

I'm probably smoking as well. Maybe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Alright, this question has always bothered me. If something is private, that means it is defined as "intended for or restricted to the use of a particular person, group, or class," so therefore admitting it would remove that restriction and make it no longer private. A more fitting word for what I believe their aim to be would be something more like 'personal,' so in that case; my favorite part of living alone is being naked. Always.
You should message me if
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You're into non-monogamy.
You don't mind obnoxious amounts of references.

You wanna exchange tumblrs. Yes I'm serious.

You think we'd be drift compatible.

You're still waiting for the dismemberment plan to come anywhere near Minnesota.