... no, you probably just shouldn't.
I delete messages consisting of 'what's up,' 'hey,' 'hi i'm ____
and you are?' as a kneejerk reaction. I won't even bother reading
your profile if you send me this garbage.
No, I am not interested in your penis. Please advertise it
Protip: If you're wondering why I seem like such a massive bitch,
consider the knuckle-dragging, bro-fisting, flagrantly illiterate
kind of traffic I sift through on a daily basis. I am much more
polite when it becomes apparent that you are not a member of the
aforementioned category of misadventures in human progress.